Khushnaseeb Ho Aap

khushnaseeb ho aap jo hum apki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hain

warna hum to wo shakhs hain jo khwabon mein bhi appointment se aate hain

Tamanna Karte Ho

tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki dua hai wo khushiyan apke kadmo mein ho

khuda apko wo sab haqiqat mein de jo chaha aapne sapno mein ho

Have An Icy

Have an icy morning with buttering messages, chocolaty calls, creamy thoughts, fruity fun with jumpy joys !!!

Friendship Is More

Friendship is more clear than water, it's more pure than gold and more sweet than honey. Thanks for sharing God's most beautiful gift with me.

Life Comes Only

Life comes only once so enjoy it in full extent, never be 'angry' or 'sad' because for every minute of anger or sadness you loose 'SIXTY SECONDS' of 'HAPPINESS'. So keep smiling always.

Heart Doesn't Forget

Heart doesn't forget those special people for whom it cares. Though daily struggle of life put us a bit apart you are remembered always by this little heart.

Zameen Ke Har

zameen ke har zarre ko aaftab kar denge

gulshan ke har phool ko gulab kar denge

har pal intezar karoge hamare sms ke aane ka

aapki aadat hum itni kharab kar denge

I May Be

i may be busy in the things i do

but never will i forget someone like you

so i am keeping in touch to let you know

you are in my memories much more often than i show

Abhi Mat Dafnaao

abhi mat dafnaao mujhe umeed baki hai unke aane ki

chehre par mat kafan do mere unhe aadat hai mujhe dekh kar muskurane ki

Chhote Se Dil

chhote se dil mein gham bahut hai

zindagi me har pal milte zakhm bahut hai

maar daalti kab ki ye duniya humein

par dosto ki duaon mein dum bahut hai

Why Do We

Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we kiss, when we dream because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt only by heart.

A Scary Date

Boy on a date in BMW car...

Boy: maine tumse ek baat chhupayi hai

Girl: kya?

Boy: i am already married

Girl: tumne to mujhe dara diya tha, main samjhi BMW car tumhari nahi hai

Smoker & Gentleman

Once a smoker was smoking at airport, a gentleman arrives and asked him-

Gentleman: ek din mein kitni cigarette pi lete ho?

Smoker: why?

Gentleman: agar tum ab tak zindagi mein cigarette pe kharch kiye gaye paise bachate to saamne khada hua plane tumhara hota

Smoker: to kya wo plane apka hai?

Gentleman: nahi

Smoker: thanks for your advice, pr wo plane mera he hai

Moral: zyada bhaashan dene se insult ho jati hai

Nepali & Shopkeeper

Nepali: shaab se sham singh ka mobile kahan milega?

Shopkeeper: pata nahi

Nepali: shaab ji newspaper mein ad to isi dukaan ka hai

Shopkeeper: abey ye sham singh nahi SAMSUNG hai

Mere Ek Ek

mere ek ek pal mein teri yaad rahegi

hum rahe na rahe par teri zindagani abaad rahegi

khushi ka har lamha tere paas rahe

khuda se bas itni si fariyad rahegi

Whats Wrong With

Whats wrong with your phone? I tried calling lots of times. Every time i dial your number it says the subscriber you are calling is in your heart.

When You Face

When you face choices just toss a coin not because it settles the question but while the coin is in the air, you will know what your heart is hoping for.

Tumne Kya Socha

tumne kya socha paigaam nahi aayega

ye dost tumhe yun hee bhool jayega

wo to aadat hai hamari satane ki

warna hamare jaisa pyaara dost tumhe kaha mil payega

Whenever You Fall

Whenever you fall down never lose hope gather your courage and strength. Just get up and order the bartender, One more large please !

Ye Arzoo Nahi

ye arzoo nahi ki kisi ko bhulaye hum

na tamanna ki kisi ko rulaye hum

par dua hai us rab se

jisko jitna yaad karte hain

usko utna yaad aaye hum

Death Is Not

Death is not the greatest loss in life, the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we are still alive. So live every moment...

Friendship Is Like

Friendship is like a relation between hands and eyes, it is the relation when hands get hurt eyes cry and when eyes cry hands wipe its tears...

What Is Friendship???

Death- where life ends, Hate- where love ends, Divorce- where marriage ends, Ocean- where land ends, Friendship- where I ends and WE begins.

Smiles Are Like

Smiles are like birds that fly from face to face, may your lips give them a better nest so that they can live there forever.

Faith Makes Life

faith makes life possible

hope makes life workable

love makes life beautiful

a friend like you makes my life meaningful

Theory Of Life

When flood comes, the fish eat ants. When water dries, the ants eat fish. Life gives chance to everyone we just have to wait for our turn.

Mind Blowing Quote

If you want something which you never had before, do something which you never did before.

If You Care

If you care for me, i'll care for you

if you miss me, i'll miss you too

if you'll talk to me, i'll talk to you

if you forget me, i am sorry kahani mein twist hai, i'll kill you !!!

If Kiss Was

if kiss was a raindrop i'd send you showers

if hug was a second i'd send you hours

if smile was water i'd send you a sea

if friend was a person i'd send you me

The One Who

The one who holds your hand every time when you need support is surely a good friend but a best friend is one who holds your hand more tightly when you say leave me alone.

If The First

If the first button of your shirt is wrongly put, all the rest are surely crooked. So always be careful on your first step the rest will automatically follow.

In Life Don't

In life don't settle for someone who buys you a coffee, go for someone who makes it for you. Little efforts make a big difference.

If A Drop

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity but if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl. So choose the best place where you would shine.

Budhiya Bomb Hai

Ek terrorist ne budhiya ke paas bomb rakh diya, log chillaye, "budhiya bomb hai ! budhiya bomb hai !" woh sharma kar boli, "dhatt ! wo to main jawani mein thi".

Days Are Empty

days are empty when i don't hear something from you

just a simple Hi and my worries become few

why do i feel like this i have no clue

i feel i am glad to have a sweet friend like you...

A Blind Man

A blind man was begging on a new york street side with a board written, "i am blind, help me". Once a guy passing that side saw him, he took his board and wrote something. From that time the blind man got heavy collection, many people started giving money to him. Can you guess what that boy wrote? He wrote, "today is a beautiful day but i can't see it"..... The way of expressing can change many things.

As Precious As

as precious as you are to me

as precious no one can ever be

i know all friends are hard to choose but

you are the one i never want to loose

A Good way

A good way to change some one's attitude is to change your own feelings because the same sun which melts the butter hardens the clay too...

Don't Love A Friend

don't love a friend who hurts you

don't hurt a friend who loves you

sacrifice everything for a good friend

but don't sacrifice a friend for anything... that's friendship dear

Don't Run Ahead

Don't run ahead of God, let Him direct your steps, He has plans and time. God's clock is neither early nor late, it strikes on time.

Murga No. 5

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ka cell chori se dekhta hai ki mera no: kis naam se saved hai, "janu" ya "sweetu", apne mobile se call kiya to dekha likha tha 'murga no.5 calling'.

Principal Teacher And Kiss

Principal checking ke liye gaya aur dekha ek teacher ladki ko kiss kar raha hai

Principal: what is this?

Teacher: sir, maar se nahi samjhi to pyaar se samjha raha hun

Man & God

Man: ghar se america tak road bana do

God: ye possible nahi kuch aur maango

Man: to meri biwi ko agyakari aur samjhdar banao

God: road single ya double banau

Two Gay Men

What will two gay men tell each other when they see a very beautiful and pretty girl...?

'yaar, ladki aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga' !!!

Always Feel Free

Always feel free in saying what you feel and what you expect because opportunities may be lost in a blink of an eye but regrets last a lifetime.

God Has 3 Answers

God has 3 answers for each prayer:

1. yes

2. wait

3. i have another better plan for you

but He never says 'NO' so keep trusting HIM

When You are

when you are lonely i am sad, when you are happy i am glad

remember that whatever you feel i feel it twice

so if you feel you miss me once

oye hello... i miss you twice

If Ever you

If ever you start missing school days, your class, your friend circle, your canteen or anything about your schooling than just open your report cards.... sara nasha utar jayega

Girl And Boy

Girl: kya tum mere aashiq ho?

Boy: haan hun

Girl: to phir mujhe 1000 ka recharge bhej do

Boy: main tumhara aashiq hun HUTCH walo ka damaad nahi

Behti Hawa Sa

Once rancho, raju and farhan went for an evening walk. Suddenly wind came and racho was blown away...why? because "behti hawa sa tha woh..."

You Can Buy

you can buy gifts but not love

you can pretend to smile but not happy

you can lie to others but not to yourself

you can have many friends but none as sweet as me

A Baby Fish

A baby fish asked her mother, 'why can not we live on earth?'

Mother fish replied, 'earth is not the place for fish, it is made only for selfish...'

Neither - Nor

Teacher: give an example to use 'neither-nor'

Boy: when girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable

Dosti Phool Se

dosti phool se karoge to mehek jaaoge

sawan se karoge to bheeg jaaoge

suraj se karoge to jal jaaoge

humse karoge to bigad jaaoge

aur nahi karoge to kidhar jaaoge???

Unerdsatndnig Btewene Ecah

Unerdsatndnig Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael Fierndsihp, Eevn We Hvae So Mnay Msitkase Lkie Tish Msseaeg Btu I Konw U Cna Raed Withotu Ayn Erorr...

In The Boxing

In the boxing ring of life, it doesn't matter how hard you can punch, what matters is how many hard punches you can bear and stand up again.

Santa & His Wife

Wife: aap apne friend ki biwi ke janaze pe nahi gaye?

Santa: kis muh se jaaun? wo mujhe teesri biwi ke janaze pe bula raha hai aur main hun ki usse ek baar bhi nahi bula saka.

Friendship Doesn't Happen

Friendship doesn't happen with special people, people become special after becoming friends.

MORAL: you were born ordinary, i made you special..... bas bas ab thanxx ki zarurat nahi hai yaar !!!

A Slapping Robot

Dad ne ek robot khareeda jo jhooth sun ke thappad marta tha.

Dad: why are you so late?

Son: extra class

Robot slapped the son

Son: movie

Dad: which movie?

Son: bal ganesha

Robot slapped him again

Son: kaatil jawani

Dad: i have never seen such movies !

Robot slapped the father

Mom: hmm.... aap hi ka beta hai

Robot slapped the mother

Understand How Beautifully

Understand how beautifully God keeps adding one more day at a time in your life, not because you need it, but because someone else needs you everyday.

Mind Makes Brilliant

Mind makes brilliant decision with some mistakes but heart takes cute decisions with 100% satisfaction. So, allow your heart to rule yourself. !!!

In Life God

In life God doesn't give you people you want. Instead He gives you people you need, to teach you, to hurt you, to love you and make you exactly the way he wants you to be the best.

Aadmi Shadi Kyun

Aadmi shadi kyun karta hai? Taaki marne ke baad swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar narak jaye to homely feel kare :-)

SMS Ki Umeed

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai

Nazar mobile pe tika rakhi hai

Battery charger bhi la rakha hai

Par sms aayenge kaise?

Dosti kanjuson se jo bana rakhi hai

Which Is The

Which is the most confusing day in America?

guess karo....

Father's Day !!! 80% don't know whom to wish

You May Have

you may have 10 people to talk

you may have 100 people to care

you may have 1000 people to love u

but you have only one crazy friend who always disturbs you, at anytime ... that's me !!!

The Best Thing

The best thing to learn in life is the habit of compromise coz its better to bend a little than to break a loving relationship...

Why In Wedding

Why in wedding ceremony women sits on left and man on right? bcoz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left.

Everyone Says That

Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts! Rejection hurts! Losing someone hurts! Everyone confuse these things with love, but in Reality, LOVE is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again...

A Good Friend

A good friend gives "support", a good friend gives "protection", a best friend gives "life", but a real friend gives "heart full of care".

Whenever You Lie

Whenever you lie or cheat the person who loves you, don't think they are fools to believe you, they hide their feeling because they don't like to disappoint you.

Dosta Naal Dosti

dosta naal dosti da pyaar hona chahida

yaran de utte aitbaar hona chahida

lod ni hundi upri dikhaweyan di

bas dil vich hi sacha satkaar hona chahida

After Breakup Between

After breakup between 2 lovers,

someone asked boy - you left her or she left you?

he smiled painfully and said - love left us

Some Friends Forget

Some friends forget you, some move away, some keep silent, some just change. but i am none of them. Iam with you for just two moments NOW & FOREVER...

I Am Sweet 16

An old man's T-shirt quote read, "i am not 60... i am sweet 16 with 44 years of experience..." that's attitude... think different

Teacher & Santa

Teacher: jis aadmi ko sunaii na de usse english mein kya kahenge?

Santa: jo marzi keh do, usko kaunsa kuch sunaii dega

Lady & Her Dog

Height Of Status: lady goes to a fruit shop

Shopkeeper: your dog is eating my fruits

Lady: shona, don't eat the fruits without washing them

Ishq Ke School

ishq ke school mein naya mahaul tyaar ho gaya

pappu ki girlfriend se puri class ko pyaar ho gaya

bas tabhi se pappu udaas ho gaya

puri class fail, aur pappu paas ho gaya

Life Is Like

Life is like a railway station, love is the train. It may come and go anytime but friendship is the Railway Enquiry Counter which always says May I Help You...

Eight Secrets Of Success

Eight secrets of success you can find in your room

1. roof says - aim high

2. fan says - be cool

3. clock says - every minute is precious

4. mirror says - reflect before you act

5. window says - see the world

6. calender says - be upto date

7. door says - don't miss the opportunity

8. bed says - sab bakwaas hai, mast chaddar odh aur so ja

Husband & Wife

Wife: suni ji doctor ne mujhe ek maheene ke aaram ke liye beautiful foreign country jane ko kaha hai... hum kahan jaayenge?

Husband: doosre doctor ke paas

Maths And Girls

Maths and Girls are the two most complicated things in this world. And the world can't do without either, but thank God maths atleast has logic...

My Wife's Phone

Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as "my life"...

after 1 year: my wife

after 5 years: home

after 10 years: hitler

after silver anniversary: wrong number

Hundred Words Does

Hundred words does not give pain but a sweet lovable person's silence creates more tears in heart. So don't maintain silence with your special ones...

A Little Girl & Shopkeeper

Little girl went to shop: jab main badi ho jaungi to ap mujhse shadi karoge?

Shopkeeper smiling: haan kar lunga

Girl: to apni honi wali wife ko ek chocolate bhi nahi doge

Long Hai Manzil

LONG hai manzil door hai kinara

phir WHY nahi aaya aaj SMS tumhara

FORGET gaye number ya naam hamara

ya phir u FOUND someone humse bhi pyara???

Munna & Circuit

Circuit: bhai ye doctor log operation ke time pe patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Munna: is liye ki patient surgery seekh na le... bole toh "SECRET"

Teacher & Banta

Teacher: which is the oldest animal in the world?

Banta: zebra

Teacher: how?

Banta: beacuse it is still "black & white"

Har Khushi Mein

har khushi mein kuch nami reh jaayegi

aankhein thodi shabnami reh jaayegi

zindagi ko tum kitna hee sanwaro

bin humare koi na koi kami to reh hee jaayegi

If You Care

If you care and love someone don't ever loose a grip on that person because you never know the one you let go might be the one you have waited for all your life.

I Have A

I have a special sleeping arrangements for you, a pillow of care, a bed sheet of understanding, a blanket of peace and a dream of love. Have a peaceful sleep tonight !!!

Dhalti Shaam Ko

dhalti shaam ko apka ehsaas hai

iss dil mein apki jagah khaas hai

aap sath nahi ho mere tab bhi

ye dil kehta hai ki ap aas paas ho

Great Mind Contains

Great mind contains ideas, solutions and reasons

Scientific mind contains formulas, theories and figures

But my mind contains only a cute person that is you

Dosti Tooti To

dosti tooti to zindagi bikhar jaayegi

ye koi zulf nahi jo har baar sawar jaayegi

thaam lo daaman uska jo tumhe khushi de

warna ro ro ke zindagi guzar jaayegi

A Paper Flying

A paper flying in air is due to LUCK, but a bird flying in air is due to its EFFORT. So, be a bird and struggle with hurdles to become a successful person.

Every King Was

Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint. Its not where you are today but where you'll reach tomorrow. Work for future.

Lips Are Like Friends

Lips are like friends- if we say studying, reading, writing the lips will never join but if we say roaming, bunking, playing the lips will automatically join !!! Try it ...

You Know Dost

You know DOST woh chor hai jo, aankhon se aansu, chehre se pareshani, labon se maayoosi, zindagi se har kami aur haath ki lakeeron se maut chura leta hai.

Why Girls Like Guys???

Why girls like guys??

They wear amazing shoes always,

they keep pampering their girl,

they protect you at all times,

they are your ultimate shoulders whenever you need them,

they treat you like a baby,

they kiss you even when you are dying with shyness,

they make you feel special,

they make you cry with the sweetest things ever,

they try their best to make you smile, and

most of all their heart only thinks about you ignoring the fact that he is always looking at every hot girl around.

You Can Count

You can count the no: of seeds in an apple but you cannot count the no: of apples in a seed. No one knows what future is, so hope for the best and be prepared for the rest.

A Raindrop May

A raindrop may look too small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A sms seems too small but a sending heart remembers you a lot.

Trust Is The

TRUST is the basis of all relations but a small mistake can change its entire meaning. Like the missing letter 'T' can 'RUST' the relation.

Try To Accept

Try to accept feedbacks when you are really wrong but don't let anybody speak when you are right. Be true to your heart and mind, you will never go wrong.

Life Is At

Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts than trust but life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the doubts.

Not Everything That

Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

Feelings Never Speak

Feelings never speak volumes, they never demand proof, feelings never have a percentage too, simply because they never end as long as they are true.

A Cup Of

A cup of sweet hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles, a slice of great succes, hope this breakfast makes your day lovely.

Dur Hain Apse

Dur hain aapse to koi gham nahi

Dur reh kar bhulaane wale hum nahi

Roz mil nahi pate apse to kya hua

Aapki yaad kisi mulaqat se kam nahi

When God Leaves

When God leaves you at the edge of a cliff trust him, one of the two things will happen; either He will catch you when you fall or He will teach you how to fly.

Seven Cardinal Rules

Seven cardinal rules of life:

1. make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present

2. what other people think of you is none of your business

3. time heals almost everything, give time

4. no one is incharge of your hapiness except you

5. dont compare your life with others and dont judge them, you have no idea what there journey is all about

6. stop thinking too much, its alright not to know all the answers... they will come to you when you least expect it

7. SMILE, you don't own all the problems in the world

Friendship Is Like

Friendship is like a bird if you catch tightly it dies, if you catch it loosely it flies, but if you catch affectionately it remains with you forever.

A Word To

A word to say a word to hear

Even in your absence i feel you are near

Our relation is strong hope it goes long

We remain friends till the heart goes on

My Friendship Is

My friendship is like an onion which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it you will have tears in your eyes.

Sab Ki Khushi

Sab ki khushi ki chah karte hain

Bas itna sa gunaah karte hain

Aaj phir aapke intezar mein baithe hain

Dekhte hai aap kab yaad karte hain