Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Pati: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Biwi: jo tum kaho
Pati: daal chawal banao
Biwi: abhi kal he to khaye the
Pati: to sabji bana lo
Biwi: bachche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: paranthe bana lo
Biwi: raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Biwi: dahi nahi hai
Pati: phir kya banaogi?
Biwi: jo tum kaho
Monday, July 26, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
We know that they are fine but we call and ask, 'Abey kaisa hai?'
We know that we can't be forgotten but we say, 'Bhool gaya beta'.
We know that they can't go without us but we say, 'Mere liye rukna'.
We know that they can't finish all stuff without us but we say, 'Mere liye bhi bachana'.
We know that they will share everything with us but we say, 'Mere ko nai bataega na'.
We know that they are with us in every problem but we say, 'Sath de dena yaar'.
We know its impossible to survive without them but we say, 'Kabhi baat mat karna mujhse'.
They are the best part of us
They are FRIENDS...
Friday, July 23, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Doctor ki shadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye ki doctor ki shadi lage.
Mehndi ki jagah Betadin Solution istemal ho,
Baraat ambulance mein jaye,
Phere Hospital mein ho,
Tasviron ki jagah X-Ray liya jaye aur kya khoob ho agar
Khane mein Vitamin B-Complex ki goli di jaye,
Mehmano ko Chai ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose Water ORS diya jaye,
Dulhe ke gale mein haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye aur
Dulha shadi ke baad bole NEXT :-)
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
My friends are the most ridiculous people of the world
Idiots catch my sadness even if I am smiling
Silly billys sometimes dont even giv time to me
Devils tease me till it gets onto my nerves
Sometimes fools have fun without me and don't even care to miss
But still I love each super duper stupid friend of mine
Life is hell without them and hell is heaven if they are with me
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
unhe pyar karna nahi aata,
hame pyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata
jeene ke do hi raaste hain,
ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata
vo hamare siwa sabse milte hain
aur hame kisi aur se hath milana nahi aata
unhe hota nahi yakin hamare pyar par
aur hame dil chir kar dikhana nahi aata
vo bhul jaate hain chehra hamara
ik hum hain jinhe sapne main bhi unke alava koi nazar nai aata
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Thanks to those who hated me they made me a stronger person.
Thanks to those who loved me they made my heart bigger.
Thanks to those who were worried about me they let me know that they actually cared.
Thanks to those who left me they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Thanks to those who entered my life they made me who i am today.
Just want to Thank you for being there i am my life whatsoever i might have meant to you.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Sagai Ke Baad:
Boy: oh! iss din ka to main kab se intezar karta tha.
Girl: to main jaaun?
Boy: nahi bilkul nahi
Girl: do you love me?
Boy: haan, karta tha kartu hun aur karta rahunga?
Girl: kabhi mere sath dhokha karoge?
Boy: nahi, isse achcha to main mar jaun
Girl: would you like to kiss me?
Boy: yes, i like it
Girl: tum mujhe maroge?
Boy: nahi main aisa aadmi nahi hun
Girl: kya main tum pe vishvas kar sakti hun?
Girl: oh darling!
Aur Shadi Ke Baad:
Neeche se upar padho
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Musafir: beta aap mujhe thoda sa pani pila denge?
Bachcha: agar lassi ho jaye to?
Musafir: tab to bahut he achcha hai
Musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad bachche se pucha. Kya tumhare ghar mein koi lassi nahi peeta?
Bachcha: peete to sab hain lekin aaj lassi mein MENDAK gir gaya tha.
Musafir ne pyala zameen par de mara.
Bachcha rote hoye bola: mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum kutte ko pani kisme pilayenge
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Do dost safar pe TENT laga ke so gaye. Raat ko ek dost ki aankh khuli usne dusre dost ko jaga kar kaha aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aa raha hai?
Dusra bola: bahut sare sitare
Pehla bola: iss se kya pata chalta hai?
Dusra bola: aasman khoobsurat hai aur roshni bhi hai
Pehla bola: abey koi TENT utar kar le gaya hai
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
A sad love story of a commerce student -
A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he told her that he loved her a lot but she was angry and refused. One day the girl borrowed a textbook from him and wrote a msg, 'i love you too, don't leave me ever'. But the guy never talked to her, four years went by and nothing happened, actually he still loved her a lot but never came to know that she loved him too.....
Moral: commerce guys never open their books !!!
1. Pray as if everything depends on God and work as if everything depends on you
2. To handle yourself use your head, to handle others use your heart
3. Do not loose head in success and heart in failure
4. Beauty and colour may attract the eyes but only a smile appeals to the heart most
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Zindagi doston mein mila karti hai aur ye dost bhi ajeeb hote hain;
dene pe aaye to jaan dede, lene pe aaye to hansi tak chheen le,
kehne pe aaye to dil ke tamam raaz tak keh de, chhupane pe aaye to ye tak na bataye ki khafa kyun hai,
naraz hone pe aaye to saans tak na lene de, manane pe aaye to apni sanson ko vaar de.
Bas dost zindagi mein nahi mila karte balki zindagi DOSTON mein mila karti hai...