Thursday, December 30, 2010

Where We Are Today

Where we are today is the result of the choices we made yesterday. Let us make the best choices today so that we might have the best tomorrow.

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Enjoy every moment of life because even today's newspaper will become tomorrow's waste paper.

Uss Bewafa Ki Yaad

uss bewafa ki yaad mein hum ne hathon mein JAM utha liya
uss bewafa ki yaad mein hum ne hathon mein JAM utha liya
phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya

arre saare aashiq sharabi nahi hote:-)

Message Sending Failed

A boy went to a battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga dun?
Boy: dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Ist Student: yaar, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
IInd Student: 'message sending failed" likh ke bhej de

Monday, December 20, 2010

Ek Zamana Tha

Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/- mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage hote hain!

When You Miss

When you miss some one the person is definitely special for you but I say if the person is so special why miss? Just "Keep-In-Touch" as I do!

Funny Oxymorons We Use

Funny Oxymorons we use in daily routine (Oxymoron is a phrase in which two words of contradictory meanings are brought together)-
1. Clearly Misunderstood
2. Exact Estimate
3. Small Crowd
4. Found Missing
5. Fully Empty
6. Only Choice
7. Pretty Ugly
8. Seriously Funny
9 Original Copies
and
10. Happily Married

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Everything About The Future

KHUSHI ko inbox
AANSU ko outbox
GUSSE ko delete
MUSKAAN ko send
PYAAR ko save
aur DIL ko vibrate karo
phir dekho zindagi mein kitni pyari ringtone bajti hai

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Everything about the future is uncertain but one thing is sure GOD has already arranged all our tomorrows. We just have to trust HIM today.

Pyar Aur Maut Se

pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai
pyar to ho jata hai isse karta kaun hai
hum to kar dein pyar mein jaan bhi qurbaan
par pata to chale hum se pyar karta kaun hai

What Is The Difference

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY

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Wife: suno ji jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos hua?
Pati: mar he jata agar AAHAT dekhne ki aadat na hoti

Friday, December 3, 2010

Wo Bhi Kya Din The!

MUMMY ki goad aur
PAPA ke kandhe,
na padhai ki soch
na life ke funde,
na kal ki chinta
na future ke sapne,

ab kal ki hai fikar
aur adhoore hain sapne,
mud kar dekha to
bahut dur hain apne,
manzilo ko dhundte
hum kahan kho gaye,
kyun hum itne
bade ho gaye!

Koi Apko Jab

Koi aapko jab "PAAGAL" kahe to-
aap dukhi mat hona
afsos mat karna
rona bhi nahi
darna bhi mat
himmat se chair par baith ke sochna ke

"yaar isko pata kaise chala?"

Unse Pyar Karte Karte

Arz kiya hai-
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain
logo ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar
husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain

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unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi
wah wah !!
unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi
wah wah !!
itne love letter post kiye ki
woh postman ke saath bhaag gayi