You Marry My Sister

Two boys were following two girls. Each girl took a Rakhi and tied to their hands and said, "What will you do now?"

Boys: Dude, you marry my sister, I'll marry your sister

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Ek Dost: what's the difference between COMPLETE and FINISH?

Dusra Dost: if you find a good wife you are COMPLETE otherwise you are FINISHED

Na Dard Ne Kisi Ko

Gum kabhi khatm nahi hota

Ye batane se kabhi kam nahi hota

Ye to humsafar hai un tanha dilo ka

Jinke sath unka humsafar nahi hota

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Udaas hone ki umar padi hai

Nazar uthao samne zindagi khadi hai

Apni hansi ko hontho se dur na jane dena

Apki muskurahat ke sath apno ki khushiyan judi hai

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Na dard ne kisi ko sataya hota

Na aankho ne kisi ko rulaya hota

khushi he khushi hoti har kisi ke paas

Agar banane wale ne Dil na banaya hota

The World Suffers

The world suffers a lot not because of the violence of bad people but because of the silence of good people.

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To kill a DEER you need guns, knives, ropes and many people to help and to kill a DEAR you just need ignorance and silence.