Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Nice People Are

Nice people are the best part of our memories that time can never erase and when i am blessed with people like you my memories are always worth treasuring.

Mujhe Chaand Taaron

Mujhe chaand taaron se kya lena dena
Aapke bina in bahaaron se kya lena dena
Bas apka pyar basaa rahe is dil mein
Mujhe zamaane ke nazaaron se kya lena dena

Three Factories For Success

Zindagi mein kaamyaab hone ke liye teen factory lagao:
1. dimaag mein ICE factory
2. zuban par SUGAR factory
3. dil mein LOVE factory
phir life hogi satisFACTORY

A Strong Bonding

A strong bonding doesn't need daily sms or calls
as long as respect lives in heart,
true friendship never departs.
Bakwaas !!! mujhe to roz msg chahiye, samajh mein aaya ???

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Only Few Loving

Only few loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truth in your tears. Never let them go from your life.


Hey !! have you heard ur heartbeat? It says "LUB-DUB"... Do you know what it means? LUB means "live ur best" and DUB means "do ur best".

Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Cutest Proposal

The cutest proposal from a sweet little girl to a sweet little boy, "Hey i have forgotten my surname, can i use yours forever?"

When Someone Hurts

When someone hurts you don't feel bad because its the law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

Hawaa Ke Jhonkon

Hawaa ke jhonkon ka hisaab kya karna
Jo beet gaya usey yaad kya karna
Bas ye soch kar muskura dete hain hum
Apni udaasi se kisi ko udaas kya karna

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Each Time You

Each time you smile at me, i am relieved of my worries
Each time you talk with me, i regain myself confidence
Every time you sms me, i realise i am not alone

Duriyan Bahut Hai

Duriyan bahut hai par itna samjh lijiye
Paas rehkar hee har rishta khaas nahi hota
Aap dil ke kareeb itne hain ki
Duriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota

Coins Always Make

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So when your value increases keep yourself calm and silent.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Every Morning You

Every morning you have two choices. Continue your sleep with dreaming or wake up and chase your dreams. Choice is yours so always select best for you.

We Can Always

We can always loose 'something' for 'someone' but we should not loose someone for something because life can return that Something but not that Someone.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Thread Asked Candle

Thread asked candle why you dissolve yourself when i burn?
The candle said those who are in your heart if they suffer you are bound to shed tears.

The Best Thing

The best thing to learn in life is the habit of compromise because its better to bend a little than to break a good relationship.

Softly The Leaves

Softly the leaves of memory fall
Slowly i'll gather and pick them all
Because today tomorrow and till my life is through
I will always cherish knowing someone like you

Monday, March 22, 2010

Roti Hui Aankhon

Roti hui aankhon se ussey muskaan kaise dun?
Anjaan hun khud ussey pehchaan kaise dun?
Woh hee toh hai jaan meri
Koi toh bataye ussey apni jaan kaise dun?

A Cute Friendship Poem

Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why i breath
Tell me friend what is so sweet
Is that you or your heart beat !!!

Mohabbat Ki Rahon

Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Meri maano uss raste par ek medical store khol lo bahut chalega

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Santa Aur Mehmaan

Santa ke ghar mehmaan aaye huye the
Santa: thanda peoge ya garam?
Mehmaan: thanda
Santa: rooh hafza ya pepsi?
Mehmaan: pepsi
Santa: bottle mein ya glass mein?
Mehmaan: glass mein
Santa: simple glass mein ya design wale?
Mehmaan: design wale
Santa: line wale ya flower wale?
Mehmaan: flower wale
Santa: chameli ke flower wale ya rose ke flower wale
Mehmaan: rose ke

Santa: sorry yaar, aisa glass toh hamare paas nahi hai

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Love Is Like

Love is like air you'll never know its there until you feel it and
You'll never know its gone until you need it.

I Looked Back

I looked back,
I thought i saw you
I listened carefully,
I thought i heard you
But no one was around,
Then i realised that i am
Missing You

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Silly Girlfriend

Boy: i'll leave everything for you
Girl: maa, paa?
Boy: yes
Girl: your friends?
Boy: yes
Girl: cigarette, whisky?
Boy: sister you go home, your dad must be worrying

Cutest Question Ever

Kid: mom did you see me before birth?
Mom: no son
Kid: then how did you recognize me after birth?

Ek Hasina Ko

Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kia:
teri smile mein kya chamak hai
teri smile mein kya chamak hai
Woh muskura ke boli:
arre pagal mere tooth paste mein namak hai

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A Dimple Is

A dimple is a sign of pretty face
A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love and
A friend like me in your life well, that's a sign of your damn good choice!!!

Hanju Koi Paani

Hanju koi paani nahi jado marzi dol dita
Dil koi sheesha nahi jado marzi tod dita
Kaash sohneya ne kadi samjheya hunda
Pyaar koi karza nahi jado marzi mod dita

Nobody Teaches Volcanoes

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to arise, hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches how to choose a husband.
Natural disasters just happen...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Strange But True

We make them cry who care for us
we cry for those who never care for us
we care for those who will never cry for us
once you realise this its never too late to change

Who Am I ?

Who am i ?
A step when you stop
A touch when you are lost
A word when you are quite
A smile when you are sad
A shoulder when you cry
Far from you but a friend for you under the same sky

Friends Are The

Friends are the cute and lovable idiots in the world because they will die for the friendship and at the same time they will also demand a treat for dying.

Monday, March 15, 2010

It Is Not

It is not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats you but
it is really your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cares for you.

Strange World

When parents care it is restriction but when boyfriend or girlfriend restrict it's care.

How We See

How we see things outside us depends on how things are inside us
Rs 100 looks so big when we go to temple and so small when we go to multiplex.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Heart Is Like

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it
Love is like a perfume, spread it
Feelings are like flood, flow it
Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it !!!

Friendship Is Like

Friendship is like a ship of care, loaded with love, crossing the sea of heart,
has no wheels of thanks or sorry but sails of understanding.

A Strong Positive

A strong positive attitude will create more miracles than any other thing
b'coz life is 10% how you make it and 90% how you take it.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Funny Definitions

Funny definitions:
1. Fashion: lungi with a zip
2. Laziness: asking lift for a morning walk
3. Craziness: get blank paper xeroxed
4. Honesty: pregnent woman taking 2 tickets
5. Dehydration: cow giving milk powder
6. Overconfidence: a 99 yr old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card

C.I.D Shayari

C.I.D Shayari:
mere ghar ke peechhe ek naala hai
mere ghar ke peechhe ek naala hai...
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai, 'abhijeet daal mein kuch kaala hai.'

An Apple A

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but
If the doctor is cute ki kar lega fruit.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Son With His Dad

A little kid asked his dad, 'daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
'No idea' replied the father 'im still paying for it.'

Teacher & Boy

Teacher: late kyun ho? school 8 baje shuru hota hai
Boy: aap meri fikar na kiya karo school shuru kar liya karo

Never Think Hard

Never think hard about past it brings 'tears'
Don't think more about future it brings 'fears'
Live this moment with a smile it brings 'cheers'.

Pati Patni Nok-Jhok

Biwi: woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho, 5 saal pehle maine ussey shaadi ke liye inkaar kia tha aur woh aaj tak pee raha hai
Pati: baap re ! itni lambi celebration

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Husband Is

The husband is the head of the family but wife is the neck of the family which can turn the head anywhere she wants.

Kise Kol Waqt

Kise kol waqt nahi kise de jawab da
Zindagi taan lage jiven sawal koi hisaab da
Dastak dein layi maaf karna ji
Maksad si bas puchhna ki haal ae janaab da?

Dreams Visit Us

Dreams visit us when we are asleep but God is truly wise, He wakes us up each day and give us chance to make our dreams come true.

One Friend Asked

One friend asked the other friend ' what would you do if i cheat you?'
The other friend replied 'trusting you is my decision and proving me right is your choice.'

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Confused John

John and Bips got married. A year later a dark baby was born. John did'nt believe it was his baby.
John: why is the baby so dark?
Bips: you hot, me hot, baby jal gaya

Kyun Nazaron Ko

Kyun nazaron ko kisi ki talaash hoti hai
Kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai
Chaand ko dekho woh bhi toh tanha hai
Fir bhi chaandni se roshan uski har raat hoti hai

Zaroorat Nahi Alfaaz

Zaroorat nahi alfaaz ki
Mohabbat toh cheez hai bas ehsaas ki
Paas hote toh manzar he kya hota
Door se hee khabar hai humein teri har saans ki

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Poor Peter

Grammer Teacher: "Peter does not flirt with women." What is Peter in the sentence?
Student: Ma'am Peter is gay.

All Mornings Are

All mornings are like paintings you need a little inspiration to get you going, a little smile to brighten it and a msg from someone who cares to color it.

Hathaan Vich Nahi

Hathaan vich nahi paani rehinda jad baadal meeh warsaunde ne, aksar hee oh bhul jaande ne jo bahuta pyaar jataaunde ne.

Without Me I

Without me i know you would still be complete, without me you can still go on, without me you can still live your life but since i am here i hope i make a difference.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Friendship Is A

Friendship is a promise made in the heart silently unwritten, unbreakable by distance and unchangeable by time so i would expect you to be my friend forever.

In The Soft

In the soft gleaming night of stars may all your dreams come true, may every star of every night bring love and joy to you.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Yaar Tere Ghar

Padosi: yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki aawaaz aati hai, khushi ka raaz kya hai?
Husband: meri biwi mujhe joote se maarti hai, lag jaaye toh woh hasti hai na lage toh main hasta hun

Saturday, March 6, 2010

When You Fall

When you fall in difficulties and God solve them you believe in His ability but when God don't solve your difficulties He believe in your ability.

Best Age Is

Best AGE is encourAGE, best MILE is sMILE, best STAND is underSTAND, best END is friEND, best DAY is toDAY. So give your best TODAY.

Anyone Who Lives

Anyone who lives by FAITH never changes to fit the TIME. The TIME has to change to fit the Word of God and Faith.

Subah Ki Pyari

Subah ki pyari roshni ke sath
Panchhiyon ke chehekne ke sath
Kaliyon ke khilne ke sath
Ek pyare ehsaas ke sath
Ek naye vishvaas ke sath
Apka din shuru ho ek meethi muskaan ke sath.

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