Monday, May 31, 2010

Koi Khat Nahi

koi khat nahi koi khabar nahi
aapko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi
hum to aapko yaad karte hain har saans ke sath
shayad aapko hamari saanson ki fikar hee nahi

Heart Touching Thought

Mothers hold their children's hands for a while, but their hearts forever...

In The Morning

in the morning i don't eat because i think of you
at noon i don't eat because i think of you
in the evening i don't eat because i think of you
at night i didn't sleep because i was hungry !!!

Frozen Thought

What hurts you most is being hurt by someone you trust a lot or being trusted by someone you have hurt a lot...

A Pleasant Gift

Wife: what will you give me if i successfully climb and reach the top of the great Mt. Everest?
Husband: dhakka!!!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Universal Saying

There is a universal saying - 'if you want to be great you must walk with great people'. Seriously, i have no objection you can walk with me anytime.....

Man & Shoemaker

Man to shoemaker - you fool ! i told you to make one shoe bigger than the other and instead of that you have made one smaller than the other.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

A Black Baby

A black baby is given a pair of wings by God. He smiles and asks, 'does this mean i am an angel now?' God laughed, 'no nigga you are a bat...'

Fresh Flowers Are

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb you, hot coffee waiting to refresh you, sun, birds, cool air all are looking at your window to wish you a very special Good Morning...

Prayer Is Not

Prayer is not an attempt to change God's mind but it's an attempt to let God change our mind.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Thief Catching Machine

Chor pakadne ki machine bani...
USA mein ek din mein 9 pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
INDIA mein ek ghante mein machine chori ho gayi...
East or West India is the best

Nice Quote

Read twice because quote is nice -
"Life can give us a number of beautiful lovers but only a true lover can give us a beautiful life..."

Har Jazbaat Ko

har jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti
har nek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti
muskaan sajaye rakho to duniya hai sath
warna aansu ko to ankhon mein bhi jagah nahi milti

Monday, May 24, 2010

What Is Love???

What is LOVE?
L - loss of nights
O - out of mind
V - vaste of time
E - end of life
So don't love... only line maaro yaar

Mathematical PJ

This mathematical PJ can even faint you...agar tum 90 baar paar karoge to 45 baar pakde jaaoge. WHY? bcoz Sin 90 = Cot 45.....!

Dictionary Says That

Dictionary says that 'Open' and 'Close' are opposites but lesson of life teaches that we are 'Open' only with people we are 'Close'.

Mandir Ke Bahar

Mandir ke bahar chapal rakhne mein aur miss call dene mein kya common hai? socho-socho-socho...nahi pata... dono mein darr laga rehta hai KOI UTHA NA LE...

Sab Kuch Bhula

sab kuch bhula raha tha ki tum yaad aa gaye
gam aazmaa raha tha ki tum yaad aa gaye
tanhaaiyon mein aaj wo bhooli hui ghazal
dil gunguna raha tha ki tum yaad aa gaye

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Ehsaan Nahi Ehsaas

ehsaan nahi ehsaas hai dosti
zindagi ke imtihaan mein ek muqaam hai dosti
jaan dena badi baat nahi
umr bhar sath nibhane ka naam hai dosti

Bichhad Gaye Hain

bichhad gaye hain jo unka sath kya maangu
zara si zindagi hai gam se nijaat kya maangu
wo sath hote to hoti zarurate humein bhi
akeli jaan ke liye qaynat kya maangu

A Fantastic Sign

A fantastic sign board on highways for encouraging slow driving - Mr Late is always better than Late Mr... Send it to all you care

Friday, May 21, 2010

Death Is Not

Death is not the greatest loss in life, the greatest loss is when a relationship dies with someone close while we are still alive.

If People Criticise

If people criticise you hurt you or shout at, don't be bothered just remember in every game audience make the noise not the players.

Meaning Of Wife

Husband says, do u know the meaning of WIFE means-
W - without
I - information
F - fighting
E - everytime

Wife says no it means
W - with
I - idiot
F - for
E - ever...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Economics In Simple Language

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'i am very rich, marry me!' that's - Direct Marketing
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'he's very rich, marry him' that's - Advertising
3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say, 'you are very rich, can you marry me?' that's - Brand Recognition
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'i am very rich, marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's - Customer Feedback
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'i am very rich, marry me!' she introduces you to her husband. That's - Demand And Supply Gap
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, 'i am rich, marry me!' your wife arrives. That's - Restriction For Entering New Firms (Monopoly Market)

Ladki Ne Ghar Chhoda

Ladki ne Ghar chhoda Sasural mila
Bhai chhoda Devar mila
Behen chhodi Nanad mili
Maa-Baap chhode Saas Sasur mile
Pati Muft ka mila...ab batao kadar kaise hogi???

Learn From Water

Adjust yourself in every situation, in any shape and most importantly always find out your own way to go ahead...

Poor Student

Invigilator: why are you so stressed? did you forget you ID? your roll no:? pen? calculator?
Student: o chup kar jaa... main galat subject ke farre la aaya...

Mathematical Joke

Conversion to be remembered for life time
100cm = 1m
100ps = 1Rs
100kg = 1quintal
100God = 1mother
and most importantly
100ghosts = 1wife
What a calculation???

Monday, May 17, 2010

Always Feel Free

Always feel free in saying what you feel and what you expect because opportunities may be lost in a blink of an eye but regrets last a lifetime...

I May Not

I may not be the 'perfect' friend that you are looking for, not even the 'best' among others, but surely i am a person who wants to see you happy today tomorrow and always.

Heart Touching Lines

Agar tum ek pencil ban kar kisi ki khushiyan nahi likh sakte ho to koshish karo ki ek achcha rubber ban ke kisi ke gam mita do.

Live With No

Live with no excuses and love with no regrets. When life gives you 100 reasons to cry show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.

Taza Hawa Mein

taza hawa mein phoolo ki mehek ho
pehli kiran mein chidiyon ki chehek ho
jab bhi kholo aap apni palkein
un palkon mein bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho

Saturday, May 15, 2010

A Prayer Is

A prayer is not a 'Spare Wheel' that you can pull out when you are in trouble but prayer is a 'Steering Wheel' that directs the right path throughout life.

As Long As

As long as we don't forgive people who hurt us they occupy a rent-free space in our mind. It's better to forgive and forget for your own sake.

Eight Best Moments

1. Giving your first salary to your parents
2. Thinking about your love with smiling tears
3. Looking at old photos and smiling
4. A sweet and emotional chat with friends
5. Holding hands with your loves ones for a walk
6. Getting a hug from one who cares for you
7. First kiss to your new born baby
8. The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh

Wish you all such great moments in life...

Morning Is Not

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness and spreads light. May each day spread light in your life.

When There Is

When there is confusion between heart and mind, don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything about you listen to your heart because your heart only knows you.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Troubles In Life

Troubles in life are like a washing machine, they twist, turn and knock us around but in the end we come out brighter and better.

Prayer Is A

Prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no network or battery problem, always good signal and all messages sent. Make Prayer a habit.

Ye Na Socho

Ye na socho ki Bhagwan hamari dua fauran kubul kyun nahi karta, ye shukar karo ki Bhagwan hamare gunaho ki saza bhi fauran nahi deta.

Chand Kahan Hai

Girfriend: chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: ek tum ho aur ek wahan upar...After marriage
Biwi: chand kahan hai?
Pati: andhi hai? wo upar kya tera baap bulb jala ke baitha hai?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Shocking Telegram

A man from agra went to ajmer, his wife was in delhi. While leaving for ajmer the man asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife informing about his trip to ajmer. The servant sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram she fainted. It read, 'seth ji aj mar gaye !' (seth ji ajmer gaye)

Isn't It Crazy???

Tata In(D)icom

How crazy !!! Even networks can't stay without FRIENDS.....

A Wife With

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At reservation counter while her turn came it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as, 'shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady...'

Heated Gold Becomes

heated gold becomes ornament
beated copper becomes wires
depleted stone becomes statue
so the more pain you get in life
more valuable you become !

Arrow Goes Forward

Arrow goes forward only after pulling into backward. Bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward. Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficulties in their life path, so do not be afraid to face your difficulties. They will push you forward.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A Chocolaty SMS

your voice is Melody
your nature is Perk
your behaviour is Coffee Bite
your feeling is KitKat
your mind is Munch
your heart is Kismibar
you are totally Five Star

Ek Topi Bechne

Ek topi bechne wala ped ke neeche aaram kar raha tha ki achanak kuch bandar uski topiyan utha kar le gaye. Ussey ekdum apne dada ji ki sunayi kahani yaad aayi aur usne apni ek topi utha kar phenk di. Ek bandar aaya aur uss aadmi ko ek THAPPAD maar kar bola, 'tujhe kya lagta hai hamara dada hume kahani nahi suna ke gaya?'

People Like You

People like you are found only one in a billion, so you better take care of yourself because i am not in a mood to search another billion for a friend like you...

Have A Jalebi Morning


aise kya dekh rahe ho???
100 gm jalebi bheji hai, aaj ka naashta meri taraf se...


You Are My

you are my sweet friend... HO NA?
i don't want you to KHONA
otherwise i'll start RONA
plz ek baar to MUSKURA DO NA

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bells Give Us

bells give us tinkles
fountains give us sprinkles and
smile gives us dimples, so
Keep Smiling !!!

What Are We

Nothing+U=Everything, then

Yadon Ka Ye

yadon ka ye karwan hamesha rahega
dur hote hue bhi pyar wahi rahega
ye baat aur hai mil nahi pate apse
magar yaki rakhna in ankhon mein intezar wahi rahega

Ae Chand Taaro

ae chand taaro zara inko ek haath maaro
bistar se zara inko neeche utaaro
karo inke saath fight
kyunki ye sone jaa rahe hai bina bole humse Good Night!!

Ye Apnepan Ka

ye apnepan ka rishta bhi ajeeb hota hai
rehta hai jo nigahon se dur wahi dil ke sabse kareeb hota hai

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Papa Main Hun

Ek ladki face pe dupatta bandke khadi thi
bus stand pe khade uncle ne kaha: chalti kya?
ladki ne kaha: papa main hun...

Name Your Father

Teacher: apne pita ka naam english mein bolo
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: what non-sense? iska matlab kya hua?
Student: Sunder Lal Chadda

Nek Dua Mein

nek dua mein apka jikar hamesha rahega
aapki zindagi mein mera sath hamesha rahega
bhale hum paas ho ya na ho
magar ye anmol pyar ka rishta hamesha rahega

Dosti Kabhi Musibat

dosti kabhi musibat nahi hoti
bin chahat khwaish puri nahi hoti
apni zindagi mein hamari mauzoodgi ko bewajah mat samjhna
darsal palke aankhon par bojh nahi hoti

Dosti Ek Rishta

dosti ek rishta hai, jo nibhaye wo farishta hai
dosti sachi preet hai, judaai jiski reet hai
juda hokar bhi na bhule, yehi dosti ki jeet hai

Friday, May 7, 2010

For Heartbeats We

for heartbeats we need a heart
for heart we need love
for love we need happiness
for happiness we need a friend
for a friend I Need You

Waqt Tera Ghulam

waqt tera ghulam hoga
har pal pe tera hee naam hoga
zara mud kar dekh mere dost
tere har kadam pe mera sath hoga

Unhe Chahna Hamari

unhe chahna hamari kamjori hai
unhe na keh pana hamari majburi hai
wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi
kya har baat zubaan se kehni zaruri hai

Yaari To Vaddi

yaari to vaddi koi jaagir nahi
iss to sohni koi tasveer nahi
eh taan pyar da piroya kacha dhaga hai
pher vi iss to pakki koi zanjeer nahi

I Have A

I have a confession to make, ever since i have known you it's hard for me to forget you. Every night you come in my dreams and i find myself shouting...... Bhoot Bhoot !!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Receive My Simple

Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep you safe and happy all day long.

To Share What

to share what is difficult
to heal what is hurting
to think what is not possible
to understand without even talking
is the miracle called FRIENDSHIP

Apki Yadon Ko

apki yadon ko rok pana hai mushkil
roothe hue dil ko manana hai mushkil
ye dil apko kitna yaad hai karta
iss sms mein likh pana hai mushkil

Gham Ki Aahat

gham ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par
pyar ke samander ka tu bhi ek kinara ho
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti
thaame wo jo tujhe sabse pyara ho

Flowers Need Sunshine

flowers need sunshine, violets need dew
all angels in heaven know i need you
years may fly, tears may dry
but my friendship with you will never die

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

If Life Is

if life is a game i wish you always win
if life is a journey i wish you always travel on roses
if life is fun i wish you evergreen smile on your face

Rain Is Not

Rain is not only drops of water, it is the love of sky for earth. They never meet each other but send love this way. Enjoy the love of nature.

Insaan Do Cheezon

Insaan do cheezon se hamesha haar jate hain 1). waqt aur 2). dosti, dono zindagi mein bahut khas hote hain. Waqt jo kisi ka nahi hota aur dosti jo har kisi se nahi hoti.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Zindagi Mein Apki

zindagi mein apki ehmiyat bata nahi sakte
dil mein apki jagah dikha nahi sakte
kuch rishte anmol hote hain
issey zyada hum apko samjha nahi sakte

Tension Se Chehre

tension se chehre pe PIMPLE padte hai
rone se chehre pe WRINKLE padte hai
isliye dost hamesha haste raho kyunki
hasne se chehre pe DIMPLE padte hai

Iss Duniya Mein

Iss duniya mein sirf do log kismat wale hote hain, ek wo jinko sacha pyar milta hai aur dusre wo jinka kharbooza meetha nikalta hai "HAPPY KARBOOZA SEASON".

Aap Dosti Ke

Aap dosti ke wo daag ho jise hum Tide se dho nahi sakte, Rin se saaf kar nahi sakte, Surf se mita nahi sakte, kyunki 'kuch daag achche hote hain'.

Look Out On Life






Think before scrolling down...

Answer is 1, see the first line

Moral: don't complicate simple problems in life.

Monday, May 3, 2010

You Have Gone

You have gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream and i seek you in vain by the meadow and stream.

You Must Be

You must be feeling tired because you have been running through my mind. I Miss You...

Fizaaon Ke Badalne

fizaaon ke badalne ka intezar nahi karte
andhiyon ke thamne ka intezar nahi karte
yaad kar lete hain hum kuch khaas logon ko
unke yaad karne ka intezar nahi karte

Nights Are The

Nights are the best time to be peaceful, to plan your tomorrow and above all to thank God through prayers for all his blessings.

Ishq Bahe To

ishq bahe to ehsaas hota hai
dosti ke bina jeevan kitna udaas hota hai
umr ho apki sitaron jitni lambi
aisa pyara dost kahan har kisi ke paas hota hai

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Khubiyan Itni To

khubiyan itni to nahi hum mein ki kisi ke dil mein hum ghar bana payenge
par bhulna bhi aasaan na hoga humein aisa pal zarur de jayenge

Zaruri Nahi Ki

zaruri nahi ki jeene ka sahara ho
jise chahein wo hamara ho
doob jaye kashti humari humein gham nahi
bas tamanna hai ki doobne tak sath tumhara ho

Dil Vich Teri

dil vich teri yaad yara akh vich tere khwaab yara
tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aundi saadi akh teri khwaban di mohtaj yara

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Ye Mat Dekh

ye mat dekh koi shakhs gunhegar kitna hai
ye dekh tere sath wafadar kitna hai
ye mat soch usse kuch logo se nafrat hai
ye dekh usse tujhse pyar kitna hai

Those We Love

Those we love never go away, they walk beside us everyday unseen and unheard still near still loved still missed and still very dear.

Love Is What

love is what can be felt not told, it can be given but not sold
it comes when you least expect it and leaves you when you need it most

Every Woman Needs

Every woman needs a husband because everyday, every minute something goes wrong which she can't blame on God or government... Think about it :-)

Sardar & His Son

sardar apne bete se bola: oye ghabra mat, tu sher ka puttar hai
beta: oye papaji, achcha hua bata diya, teacher bhi yahi puchhti hain ki tu kis jaanwar ki aulad hai?