Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Audience See A Joker

Force can make everything possible in the world, but it cannot create a single drop of love in any one's heart.


The audience see a joker as a joker, but the joker sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think about you, it is your life. Just go on with confidence.


Never play with any one's feelings you might win the game, but will surely lose the person forever.

When You Develop

Man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD, but GOD punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND!!!


When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED.


A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed."


Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me
Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

A Man Asked A Sculptor

A father said, "Erasers are made for those who make errors."
Son said, "Erasers are made for those who are willing to correct their mistakes."


A man asked a sculptor that how did he make such beautiful idols from stone.
The man replied, "Idols are already hidden, I just remove the unwanted stone."
Moral: Happiness is hidden, just remove worries.

When You Get Enough

When you get enough confidence, the stage is gone
When you are sure of losing, you win
When you need people the most, they leave you
When you learn to dry your tears, you find a shoulder to cry on
When you become busy, you get friends
When you master the skill of hating, somebody starts loving you
After waiting for dawn you fall asleep, and the sun comes out
That's life
Simply Unpredictable!!!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Success Is Like

Life is like making Tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes, get taste of happiness.


Success is like a beautiful lover, it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother, it will teach us some important lessons of life.


True care will never go unrecognized. Though people often make mistakes in valuing it when received, but they will definitely understand once they start missing it.

I Want To Go Back

I want to go back to the time when "Innocence" was "Natural"
When "Getting High" meant "On a swing"
When "Drinking" meant "Rasna"
When "Dad" was the only "Hero"
When "Love" was "Mom's hug"
When "Dad's shoulder" was the "The highest place on the earth"
When the only thing that could "Hurt" was "Bleeding knees"
When the only things "Broken" were "Toys"
And when "Good byes" only meant "Till tomorrow"

Monday, April 11, 2011

Why Doesn't Law

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
Are you looking for an answer?
Very Good!
Which school beta?


Son: Dad, why doesn't law permit us to have more than one wife?
Dad: when you'll get married son, you'll realise that law is on our side

Do You Know Which

The greatest mistake of most of the human beings is -
We listen half
Understand quarter
Think Zero
React double
Remember forever


Do you know which is the most expensive liquid in the world?
It is "TEARS" as it is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. So think twice before you hurt some one.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Maturity Is Not When

Hurting some one who really cares for you is as easy as throwing stones in the lake, but do you know how deep that stone goes. So never think to hurt your closed ones.


Some people hurt by words, some by action and some by silence, but the biggest hurt is that some one ignores when we value them a lot.


Honesty and Integrity are very expensive attributes, don't expect them from everyone because all are not rich enough to possess them.


Maturity is not when we start speaking "big things", but actually it is when we start understanding "small things".


Remembrance is a better compliment than care. I never expect tons of care from you but a milligram of remembrance is enough for me.