Thursday, November 24, 2011

How To Grow Friendship?

How to grow friendship:
Pick a good heart, plant it in soil of trust, nourish with good thoughts, add some faith, remove misunderstandings & keep in touch.


Life is a story written by God's own hands. I don't know how you came in my story, but I requested God to keep you in my story till he writes my last chapter.


Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone, but sometimes we don't have anyone when we need. So don't let your best friends go ever.

Couple Jokes

Wife: did you eat?
Husband: did you eat?
Wife: are you copying me?
Husband: are you copying me?
Wife: I Love You
Husband: yes, I already ate


A couple in their 60's. A fairy comes and grants them both a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the wor;d with my husband. Two tickets for cruise appear in her hand
Husband: Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
Fairy waves her hand and husband turns 92!

Moral: Men should remember FAIRIES ARE FEMALES!!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Morning Is A Special Gift

Superb line for achievement: To be at "Everest" don't be "Ever At Rest"!


Morning is a special gift from "GOD" after a restful sleep. It is a new chance to do better and try again where we failed before.


Two bulls always fight in a person's mind, Good and Bad. Do you know which one wins? The one you feed the most.

Boy Makes Mistakes

Boy makes mistake, girl scolds. Boy says sorry.
Next time girl makes a mistake, boy scolds.
Girl cries, again boy says sorry!


Height of Begging:
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him, "Please do not make noise by dropping coins, offer notes."

Monday, November 7, 2011

Why Do We All Marry?

Great lines that suits many boys - It is said that if you close your eyes you see the person you love the most. When boys do that Slide Show begins...


After an accident a very angry driver: I showed you the headlights and told you to go by side
Man: I also started the wipers and said


Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Friendship Messages

I asked God to keep my friend happy.
God said: ok, only for 4 days
I said: ok, summer, winter, rainy & spring days
God said: no, only for 3 days
I said: ok, yesterday, today & tomorrow
God said: no, only for 2 days
I said: ok, day & night
God said: no, only for 1 day
I said: ok, EVERYDAY
God laughed and said: OK


When someone is sweet to you don't expect they'll be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date.
Me??? I am different. I am wine no expiry and the older the better!


If everyone forgets you
I am with you

If everyone lets you down
I am with you

If everyone betrays you
I am with you


If everyone wants to see you smiling
Then Sorry
I am with them!

Life Is A One Way Road

The right temperature in a relationship is maintained by warm hearts not by hot heads.


Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle. We are not made rich by what is in our pocket, but we are rich by what is in our heart.


Life is a one way road where you can see back, but you can't go back. So don't miss anything. Enjoy every second of life. You don't get a second chance.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Find Arms That Hold You

When a loved one can't look into ur eyes and answer directly its probably because either the answer is too painful for you to know or too hard for them to admit.


Find arms that hold you at your weakest
The eyes that see you at your ugliest
A heart that loves you at your worst
Once you have found them
You have found life!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Funny Messages

Don't drink water without boiling or filtering because fishes swim in water without wearing huggies. Samjhe!!!


Funny But True - If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't have loved another.


Girls gift each other -
ear rings...
But what do boys gift each other?
"ye le ladki ka number, bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye".