Thursday, November 24, 2011

Couple Jokes

Wife: did you eat?
Husband: did you eat?
Wife: are you copying me?
Husband: are you copying me?
Wife: I Love You
Husband: yes, I already ate

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A couple in their 60's. A fairy comes and grants them both a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the wor;d with my husband. Two tickets for cruise appear in her hand
Husband: Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
Fairy waves her hand and husband turns 92!

Moral: Men should remember FAIRIES ARE FEMALES!!!

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