Saturday, October 30, 2010

Worries Are Like A Bird

Zindagi mein do logon ka bahut khayal rakhna ek woh jisne tumhari jeet ke liye bahut kuch haara ho aur dusre woh jisko tumne har dukh mein pukara ho


Waqt jaisa bhi ho achcha ya bura badalta zarur hai, isliye achche waqt mein kuch aisa galat mat karo ki bure waqt mein log aapka sath chhod dein.


Some one asked, "What Is Forgiveness?" A little girl gave a lovely reply, "It is a wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone".


"Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you. But do not give them a chance to build a nest on your head."

Distance Never Separates

dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti
maut kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti
sambhal kar rakhna kadam hamari adalat mein
yahan dosti todne walon ki jamanat nahi hoti

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Distance never separates any relation
Time never builds any relation
If feelings are true from heart
Then friends are always friends forever

Aap Mere Se Pyaar Nai Karte!

Ist Friend: jab main chhota tha to Charminar se gir gaya tha
IInd Friend: fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya?
Ist Friend: pata nahi main to chhota tha na!

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Wife: aap na mere se pyaar nai karte!
Husband gussay se apne 9 bachchon ki taraf ishara karte huye: toh ye phir maine NET se download kiye hain?

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Maths teacher: how can we distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people equally?
Student: mango shake bana ke de deyo sareyaan nu madam !

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Beta Kabhi Na Karna

Papa Bole -
beta kabhi na karna shadi
ye hai jeevan ki barbaadi

Beta Bola -
papa main bhi farz nibhaunga
apne bachchon ko bhi yahi samjhaunga

When We Miss Some One

A cute line said by a rose -
"It's better to stay in a boy's grave who died for love than to stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love."

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When we miss some one we feel like sharing a lot but when we see them after many days we can only smile at them. That smile includes all our feelings.

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Love and Rain both are same some way, they both give our life true joy. But the basic difference is that rain wets our body and love wets our eyes.

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If every one is happy with you then surely you have made many compromises in your life. If you are happy with every one surely you have ignored many faults of others.

Khuda Ki Ibadat Humne

chahey kitne bhi dur hum rahein
dosti ke silsiley na kabhi kam honge
tum tanhaa kahan ho, zara palat ke dekhna
tumhare saaye ki jagah hum honge

*****

khuda ki ibadat humne bahut ki hogi
tabhi usne apki dosti hume tohfe mein di hogi
hum nahi kehte ki achche karam humne he kiye
thodi mehnat to aapne bhi ki hogi

Saturday, October 23, 2010

3 Doston Ki Kahani

ILM DAULAT aur BHAROSA teeno dost the. Teeno mein pyar bhi bahut tha. Ek aisa waqt aaya ki teeno ko juda hona pada. Teeno ne ek dusre se sawal kiya ki wo kahan jayenge?
ILM ne kaha: main Madarsa, Masjid aur School jaunga
DAULAT ne kaha: main mahal aur Ameeron ke paas jaungi
Lekin BHAROSA khamosh raha. Dono ne wajah poochhi to BHAROSE ne thandi aah bhar ke kaha:
Main ek baar chala gaya to phir kabhi wapas nahi aaunga...

Diya Apki Dahleez Pe Har

ankhon mein koi hazaro sapne sajaye hai
dil mein chahat ke deep jalaye hai
ae khuda poora ho har sapna unki nigahon ka
jo is waqt mere sms par nazar jamaye hai

*****

apni neend se hume pyaar behisaab hai
apni neend se hume pyaar behisaab hai
kyunki unhone kaha tha ki
humein pana tumhare liye khwaab hai

*****

diya apki dahleez pe har roz jala kare
phool aap ke aangan mein har dum khila kare
aap ka safar ho itna hansi ki
khushi aap ke sath har pal chala kare

Monday, October 18, 2010

Smile Is Not A Single Word

Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life so forget all yesterday's bad moments and make today a beautiful day. Wish you a lovely day!

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New day
New morning
New hopes
New plans
New efforts
New success
New feelings
New emotions
Have a "HAPPY" and "SUCCESSFUL" day!

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SMILE is not a single word, it is a beautiful sentence -
'S'peak
'M'ore
'I'n
'L'ess
'E'nergy
So keep a sweet SMILE always!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Sab Ke Chehre Mein

sab ke chehre mein wo baat nahi hoti
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti
zindagi mein kuch log bahut pyare hote hain
kya karein unhi se mulakat nahi hoti

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mein

Boy's Mentality -
ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai, zamane mein laga dunga
ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai, zamane mein laga dunga
aur
uski doli jo uthi to

to

to

to koi baat nahi, smart hun doosri fasa lunga

You Need Three Things In Life

Purity of friendship is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message. It's about smiling just by seeing the name.

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You need 3 things in your life -
Love: to make you weak
Alcohol: to make you feel strong
Friend: to pick you up when both of the above make you hit the floor

Friday, October 15, 2010

Response Is A Powerful Weapon

I'll stay close to you till my presence doesn't hurt you, but I'll stay back silently once my presence hurts you.

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"Response" is one of the powerful weapon to occupy a place in others HEART. So, always give response to people who care for you.

Keep In Touch

Sound becomes music
Movement becomes dance
Smile becomes laughter and
Life becomes celebration
when FRIENDS keep in touch!!!

Bete Tera Sawal Hai Nek

Bihar ki rajdhani hai Patna
waha ke hotel ki hai ek ghatna
ek budha aaya sath mein ek budhiya ko bhi laaya
hotel mein jaa kar waiter ko bulaya
dono ne apna-apna order mangwaya
pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya
phir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya
ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap
tum dono ne khana ek sath kyun nahi khaya?
iss par budhe ne farmaya
bete tera sawal hai nek
par kya kare hamare danto ka set hai ek

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I Wish You Sweet Dreams

Aaj raat aap ko machchhar nahi katega

coz

my GOOD NIGHT

will take care of you

but

cheenti kaat sakti hai!!!

bcoz

I wish you very

SWEET SWEET DREAMS

Some Meaningful Messages

Don't be disappointed if the people you love don't care for you because even God who created this world couldn't make all HIS creations love HIM.

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A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous that it makes us forget hundreds of lovable moments spent together.

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No one in this world is pure and perfect. If you will avoid people for their mistakes then you will always be alone in this world.

You Have Insufficient Balance

Interviewer: how will a man die without water?
Interviewee: if there'll be no water man will not be able to swim so he will drown and die

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A man dialed a phone number, a computerised female voice said: Sir, you have insufficient balance
Man: no problem Madam, talking to you is enough for me

Monday, October 11, 2010

Only Memories Last Forever

As you grow up you learn that even the person who wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more then once and it's harder every time.

Then,

You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when your's was broken.

You will fight with your best friend.

You will blame a new love for the things an old one did.

You will cry because time is passing fast and you will eventually loose some one you love.

Nothing is permanent,

No one is immortal. Only memories last forever...

So click a lot of pictures, laugh a lot and love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end rather be afraid that it will never begin again.

One Letter To Ten Letter Word

The most selfish one letter word "I" ... avoid it

The most satisfying two letter word "WE" ... use it

The most poisonous three letter word "EGO" ... kill it

The most used four letter word "LOVE" ... value it

The most pleasing five letter word "SMILE" ... keep it

The fastest spreading six letter word "RUMOUR" ... ignore it

The hard working seven letter word "SUCCESS" ... achieve it

The most enviable eight letter word "JEALOUSY" ... distance it

The most powerful nine letter word "KNOWLEDGE" ... acquire it

The most divine ten letter word "FRIENDSHIP" ... maintain it

Medical Shayari

When you breathe you RESPIRE
wah-wah!!
When you breathe you RESPIRE
wah-wah!!
When you don't breathe you EXPIRE
subhan Allah!! Maar he daala

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Who Walks With You

Teacher: which bird flies the fastest?
Student: elephant
Teacher: silly boy, what does your father do?
Student: he is a DON of mumbai
Teacher: well done, elephant is the correct answer

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Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha "Upar kyon aayi hai?"
Chuhiya: apple khane
Bandar: ye to aam ka ped hai
Chuhiya: tu zyada chaudhary mat ban apple sath layi hun

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Who walks with you through the difficult path of life?
your relatives - NO
your well wishers - NO
your lover - NO
your friends - NO
it's only your

CHAPPAL
think hatke, jiyo haske:-)

In The Hand

In the hand of life, it's not important to hold all the good relations but it's more important how good you behave with the relations which you hold.

Why So Faintly?

Ist Friend: whom are you talking to so faintly on phone?
IInd Friend: with sister
Ist Friend: then why so faintly?
IInd Friend: coz she is your sister