Ist Friend: jab main chhota tha to Charminar se gir gaya tha
IInd Friend: fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya?
Ist Friend: pata nahi main to chhota tha na!
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Wife: aap na mere se pyaar nai karte!
Husband gussay se apne 9 bachchon ki taraf ishara karte huye: toh ye phir maine NET se download kiye hain?
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Maths teacher: how can we distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people equally?
Student: mango shake bana ke de deyo sareyaan nu madam !
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