Whom To Follow???

Laziness is our biggest enemy - Swami Vivekanand

We should learn to love our enemies - Mahatma Gandhi

Whom to follow??? big confusion !!!

Shadi Mein Ek

Shadi mein ek aadmi ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad ye bhi khane wali cheez hai. Jaise he wo khane laga dusra zor se bola - mat khana ye fika hai...

Awesome Reality

If one day we are put to exchange all our troubles across the table, after few moments each one would silently take his very own and leave the place.

Even If The

Even if the path is beautiful just confirm where it leads to, but if the destination is beautiful don't bother how the path is, just keep walking....

When You Talk

When you talk you are only repeating what you already know, but if you listen you may hear something new. Listening with patience is a very powerful weapon.

Laughing Faces Doesn't

Laughing faces doesn't mean that there is absence of Sorrow, but it means that they have the ability to deal with them... so keep smiling !!!

Tum Bahut Padoge

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekhkar bola: beta tum bahut padoge

Ladka: padh to main 3 saal se raha hun ye batao pass kab hounga??

Jaam Tootne Ka

jaam tootne ka bahana na kar

hum to teri ankhon se pee lenge

tu mat aa lekin aane ka wada to kar

hum tere intezar mein jee lenge !!!

Smile Is Better

Smile is much better than credit card coz its -

. accepted world wide

. auto reload

. unlimited usage

. need no authorization

. makes everyone happy

So Keep Smiling !!!

Great Lines

It's not hard to sacrifice something for someone but it's hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice.

Prayer Is Such

Prayer is such a state of mind where an amazing exchange happens. We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His peace to us.

Patni Aur Bhoot

Achchi patni aur bhoot ek jaise hote hain...kyunki inki baatein to sab karte hain par inko aj tak dekha kisi ne nahi...

Dil Ko Aadat

dil ko aadat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki

bheegi palkon ke sang muskurane ki

kaash anjaam hum pehle se jaan jate

to koshish na karte dil lagane ki

Remix Song

likhe jo KHAT ussey wo uski yaad mein

sare padh liye PAPA ne raat mein

sawera jab hua to JOOTE pad gaye

wo FASHION wale baal hawa mein udd gaye

Pota & Dada

Bache Mann Ke Sache -

Pota: bacha kaise paida hota hai?

Dada: aasmaan se pari aati hai aur bacha, maa ke pet mein rakh deti hai

Pota: wo suhaagraat wala system khatam ho gaya kya?

Head & Tail

Life mein kabhi hamari dosti ke bare mein koi doubt ho to sikka uchalna, agar head aaye to we are best friends aur agar tail aaye to .... to kya? sikka palat dena yaar :-)

Har Kashti Ka

har kashti ka kinara nahi hota

jise karte hai pyar wo hamara nahi hota

rota hoga sagar bhi kisi ke intezar mein

warna sagar ke paani itna khara nahi hota

Mareez Aur Doctor

Mareez: dil badlne ke baad mujhe dance aur paisa achcha lagne laga hai, kya main jawan ho gaya hoon?

Doctor: nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo hijre ka hai

Maalkin, Naukar Aur Chor

Ek moti aurat ne chor pakda aur uss ke upar baith gayi.

Naukar Se: jaa police ko bula la

Naukar: meri chappal nahi mil rahi maalkin

Chor Chilaya: abey meri pehen le par jaldi jaa

Aaj Ke Bache

Teacher: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi

Teacher: nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha

Teacher: oh ho !!! i mean to say bade ho kar kya haasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: abbey... matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge?

Student: bahu launga

Teacher: uff !!! tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student: pota

Teacher: hey bhagwan !!! abbey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do...

Pareshan Husband

Husband: main tumhari roz ki farmaaishon se tang aa gaya hun isliye khudkushi karne jaa raha hun

Wife: achcha ek white saree to dila do 13ve pe kya pehnugi?

Means Of Communication

Three fastest means of communication:

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision

3. Tell to woman

Need faster? tell her not to tell anyone !!!

Height Of Fashion

Height Of Fashion? think... guess??? a one year old child asking the mother for a low waist diaper.

Boy & A Girl

A boy was driving a car, a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: hey buffalo !!!

Girl Shouts: you pig, donkey, stupid

Then suddenly she met with an accident as a buffalo was crossing the road.

Moral: Girls never understand what boys say !!!

Nadaan Tha Toofan

nadaan tha toofan ko kinara samjha

kitne bejaan chahron ko sahara samjha

chaha tha jinko wo log saahil pe the

hamein dubte dekha aur khubsurat nazara samjha

Agar Hum Yaad

agar hum yaad nahi karte to bhulate bhi nahi

hum hasate nahi to rulate bhi nahi

hum roz naye dost banate nahi

par jise banate hai unhe gawate bhi nahi

Friendship Is A

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge! no roaming! no validity limit! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your HEART !

Cutest Proposal Of Love

A girls rings the doorbell of a boy's home and asks, "do you believe in love at first sight or should i come back again..."

It's Hard To

It's hard to wait on something when you know it might never be yours but its even harder to give it up when you know its the everything you wanted.

What's Your Name

Boy: hey girl, whats your name?

Girl: amitabh bachan ko dhakka maro

Boy: means what?

Girl: PUSH PAA

Khuda Se Koi

khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti

insaan ki bandagi beiman nahi hoti

kabhi to maanga hoga humne bhi ek pyara sa dost

warna yunhi hamari aapse pehchan nahi hoti

As The Moon

as the moon winks in the night

sweet dreams hug you tight

hope that your day was alright

i wish you hours full of sweet night !!!

Feelings Are The

Feelings are the most delicate thing in life, never hurt them when anyone truly shows on you coz a great saying says, "Today it's me...Tomorrow it's you."

Girl & Baba

Girl to Ramdev: if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba: narak mein jaogi

Girl: achcha agar apko kiss karun to?

Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai

Dukh Hai Dard

dukh hai dard hai, to dawa hai dosti

iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti

jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi

jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti

Rishta Banana Itna

Rishta banana itna asaan hai jaise MITTI par MITTI se MITTI likhna aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai jaise PAANI par PAANI se PAANI likhna...

Marriages May Be

Marriages may be made in heaven but the maintenance charges has to be paid on earth :-)

Husband & Wife

Wife: tum ne kabhi socha ki meri shaadi kisi aur se ho jaati to kya hota?

Pati: nahi, maine kabhi kisi ka bura nahi socha

Maine Pochha Chand

Maine pochha chand se dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin?

Chaand ne kaha-

ek to main tere baap ka naukar nahi, dusri baat itni upar se kuch dikhta hai kya?

Zindagi Phool Si

zindagi phool si muskurati rahe

har khushi apko jagmagati rahe

khuda se bas dua hai itni ki

sms ke bahane he sahi apko hamari yaad aati rahe

Yahi To Khoobsurat

yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka nata hai

jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai

rahe dooriyan to parwah nahi

dost ko har pal dil se yaad kiya jata hai

Boys & Girls

Why boys and girls don't understand each other?

God: coz i gave good brains to boys and good hearts to girls, but boys use their heart and girls use their brain...

We Live In

We live in a Nation where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police, where you get car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%, where rice is 40 RS but sim card is free!!! Best of all where people standing at tea stall reading an article about child labour in newspaper and saying, "yaar bachcho se kaam karwane walo ko to faansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout, "oye chhotu do chaai la..."

Absence Is The

Absence is the best presence because if somebody is absent then you miss them and if you miss them that means they are present in your heart...

Life Is Not

Life is not an i-pod to listen to your favourite songs, it is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy what ever comes in it.

Kaun Deta Hai Umra

kaun deta hai umra bhar ka sahara e dost

gaur farmaaiye.....

kaun deta hai umra bhar ka sahara e dost

log to janaze mein bhi kandhe badalte rehte hain

Chah Kar Bhi

chah kar bhi juda na reh sakoge

ruth kar bhi khafa na reh sakoge

hum dosti hee kuch aisi nibhayenge

ki aap kabhi alvida na keh sakoge

Kaun Kehta Hai

kaun kehta hai ki khamoshiyan khamosh hoti hai?

kabhi khamoshiyon ko bhi khamoshi se suno

kya pata khamoshiyan wo keh de

jinki lafzon mein talaash hoti hai

Meri Kabar Pe

meri kabar pe wo rone aaye hain

humse pyar karte hain ye kehne aaye hain

jab zindagi thi tab rulaya bahut

ab hum aaram se soye hain to fir se jagane aaye hain

Bhakt Aur Bhagwaan

Bhakt: Bhagwaan mujhe dard se, dukh de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, mere pichhe har mushkil laga de

Bhagwaan: abey ek line mein bol na, GIRLFRIEND chahiye...

I am A Friend

I am a friend like a paper,

you can write your feeling

scribble your anger

can absorb your tears

don't throw me after use coz

when you feel cold burn me and feel warm...

Jab Aap Sms

Jab aap SMS nahi karte itna gussa aata hai ki... dil to chahta hai chappal utaar ke

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joote pehen lun aur aapse milne aa jaaun :-)

Sometimes We All

sometimes we all need a hug, when the world doesn't seem to care

remember when you need a little care, i'll be your HUGGY BEAR !!!

In Life Don't

In life don't be slow so that 'YOU MISS ME', don't be too fast that I MISS YOU', just be with me so that we are together for the moment called 'FOREVER'.

Your Attention Please

Passengers in sweet dreams are requested to open their eyes. The flight of night is landing in a beautiful morning.

I Never Regret

I never regret my yesterday and i don't worry for my tomorrow, because one yesterday we became friends and i know every tomorrow we will be friends.

Zindagi Gamo Ka

zindagi gamo ka ek parinda hai

khushiyan ajkal chuninda hai

kabhi yaad karo iss naacheez ko bhi

ye shakhs bura hee sahi magar abhi zinda hai

Happy Husbands

All happy husbands behave like Aamir Khan in Ghajini - biwi ki sunte hain, samjhte hain aur 5 minute ke baad sab bhool jaate hain... :-)

Husband, Wife And Car

Wife: there's a trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor?

Husband: water in the carburetor? that's ridiculous

Wife: i am telling you there's water in the carburetor

Husband: you don't even know what a carburetor is... i'll check it out... where's the car?

Wife: in the POOL !!!

Husband & Wife

Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?

Husband: we will go to African jungles...

Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?

Husband: i will bring you back

Kahin Na Kahin

kahin na kahin baton ki adaa hai dosti

har gam ki sirf ek dawa hai dosti

sirf kami hai mehsoos karne walo ki

mehsoos karo to zameen pe jannat hai dosti

Woh Bhi Kya

Woh bhi kya din the jab log apko deewano ki tarah KISS kiya karte the, par apki thi futi kismat ki unn dino aap HUGGIES mein susu kiya karte the...

A Smile Is

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here is a biggest smile just for you...

Bride And Groom

Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMAALA during marriage? any guesses???? to tell each other affectionately - sweetheart you are dead :-)

Angry Husband

Angry husband sent SMS to father-in-law: your product not matching my requirements

Smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufacturer not responsible

Maa-Baap Ki.....

Maa-Baap ki ek dua zindagi bana degi

khud royegi magar apko hasa degi

kabhi bhool kar bhi Maa-Baap ko na rulana

ek chhoti si bund puri zameen hila degi

Baba Ranchodas On Dosti

Dost ke pichhe mat bhago, agar bhaagna he hai to dost ki girlfriend ke pichhe bhago. Dost jhak maar ke tumhare paas aayega...

Akki & Twinkle

Why is Akshay Kumar's wife not a big star?

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"Twinkle-Twinkle" little star !!!

What Is Ego???

It's a sword with two edges. The outer edge cuts your popularity while the inner edge cuts your purity.

Friendship Is Like

Friendship is like a drug once you take it you can't avoid it, when you don't get it you are sick, when you lose it you are destroyed. SO BEWARE !!!

Live By Faith

Live by faith and not by sight...so whether i see you or not, talk to you or not, i know that you are still the same... a friend worth keeping till the end !

I Don't Expect

I don't expect to be the most special person in your life, that's too much to ask for. What makes me happy is one day if you hear my name just smile and say, "Hey, that's my friend".

Sweet Sleep

Top 3 Sweetest Sleep-

1. Sleeping on mom's lap when you are tired

2. Sleeping on lover's shoulder when you are sad

3. Sleeping with opened eyes when Teachers are teaching

Love You Mom

pairan de vich jannat jisde, sir te thandiyaan chaawaan

ankhaan de vich noor Khuda da, mukh te rehen duwawaan

hasdeyan hasdeyan dukhre sehvan, taalen sabhe balaawaan

godi de vich mamta wasdi, daaman vich fizawaan

kut kut nit khwawaan choori, mitti mathe lawaan

jina kar ke duniya vekhi, rehen salaamat MAAVAAN

I Drink TV

I drink TV while watching coffee, wash mobile when talking on shirt, switch off bed when i lay on my light, this is how i go mad when..... i open my books !!!

PJ Shayaris

Arz kiya hai -

saanp ne piya bakri ka doodh

saanp ne piya bakri ka doodh

good afternoon good afternoon !!!

tere pyaar mein pagal ho gaya Peter

tere pyaar mein pagal ho gaya Peter

ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre !!!

Aur Suniye -

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gai

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gai

phool khilne se pehle bakri khaa gayi !!!

aatma chhod gayi shareer purana

aatma chhod gayi shareer purana

didi tera dever deewana !!!

Gaur Farmaaiye -

yashomati maiya se bole nandlala

yashomati maiya se bole nandlala

maa, tata sky laga daala to life jhingalala !!!

Chaliye Ek Aur -

jab dawaii chahiye ho to dhoondo chemist

jab dawaii chahiye ho to dhoondo chemist

my name is Khan and i am not a terrorist !!!

Chalo Last One -

garmi ka mausam hai ab aayegi keri

garmi ka mausam hai ab aayegi keri

main baarish kar dun paise ki jo tu ho jaye meri !!!

Just Before A

Just before a prisoner's execution the officer asked him about his last wish. He said, 'i want to update my Facebook status as died'.....

Always Ask God

Always ask God to give you what you deserve not what you desire. Your desire may be few but you deserve a lot...