Where We Are Today

Where we are today is the result of the choices we made yesterday. Let us make the best choices today so that we might have the best tomorrow.

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Enjoy every moment of life because even today's newspaper will become tomorrow's waste paper.

Uss Bewafa Ki Yaad

uss bewafa ki yaad mein hum ne hathon mein JAM utha liya

uss bewafa ki yaad mein hum ne hathon mein JAM utha liya

phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya

arre saare aashiq sharabi nahi hote:-)

Message Sending Failed

A boy went to a battery shop and asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga dun?

Boy: dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Ist Student: yaar, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

IInd Student: 'message sending failed" likh ke bhej de

Ek Zamana Tha

Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/- mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le aata tha

Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage hote hain!

When You Miss

When you miss some one the person is definitely special for you but I say if the person is so special why miss? Just "Keep-In-Touch" as I do!

Funny Oxymorons We Use

Funny Oxymorons we use in daily routine (Oxymoron is a phrase in which two words of contradictory meanings are brought together)-

1. Clearly Misunderstood

2. Exact Estimate

3. Small Crowd

4. Found Missing

5. Fully Empty

6. Only Choice

7. Pretty Ugly

8. Seriously Funny

9 Original Copies

and

10. Happily Married

Everything About The Future

KHUSHI ko inbox

AANSU ko outbox

GUSSE ko delete

MUSKAAN ko send

PYAAR ko save

aur DIL ko vibrate karo

phir dekho zindagi mein kitni pyari ringtone bajti hai

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Everything about the future is uncertain but one thing is sure GOD has already arranged all our tomorrows. We just have to trust HIM today.

Pyar Aur Maut Se

pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai

pyar to ho jata hai isse karta kaun hai

hum to kar dein pyar mein jaan bhi qurbaan

par pata to chale hum se pyar karta kaun hai

What Is The Difference

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?

Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY

while

Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY

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Wife: suno ji jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos hua?

Pati: mar he jata agar AAHAT dekhne ki aadat na hoti

Wo Bhi Kya Din The!

MUMMY ki goad aur

PAPA ke kandhe,

na padhai ki soch

na life ke funde,

na kal ki chinta

na future ke sapne,

ab kal ki hai fikar

aur adhoore hain sapne,

mud kar dekha to

bahut dur hain apne,

manzilo ko dhundte

hum kahan kho gaye,

kyun hum itne

bade ho gaye!

Koi Apko Jab

Koi aapko jab "PAAGAL" kahe to-

aap dukhi mat hona

afsos mat karna

rona bhi nahi

darna bhi mat

himmat se chair par baith ke sochna ke

"yaar isko pata kaise chala?"

Unse Pyar Karte Karte

Arz kiya hai-

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain

logo ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar

husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain

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unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi

wah wah !!

unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi

wah wah !!

itne love letter post kiye ki

woh postman ke saath bhaag gayi