Har Insaan Ki

har insaan ki alag pehchaan hoti hai

hamare SMS ki alag shaan hoti hai

har kisi ko nahi karte hum sms aur

jise karte hain usmein hamari jaan hoti hai

Feelings Are The Most

Feelings are the most delicate thing in life. Never hurt them when anyone truly shows on you because a great man has said, "Today it's me, tomorrow it's you."

When Your Time

When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as a joke. But when your time is bad even your jokes are noticed as mistakes.

Two Things To Learn

Two things to learn from a child...

1. To be happy for no reason &

2. To be always busy doing something, keep doing new

So, lets never loose a child inside us

I Thought You Were

"I thought you were busy, so didn't want to disturb you"...

This thought is the main reason behind most broken relationships. So, keep disturbing your friends and loved ones.

If You Are

If you are sitting among a group of people and their heads are down and yours is up that's not the proof that you are confident, it just means you don't have a mobile!

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Law of "Conservation Of Education" states that whatever be the topic and whoever be the lecturer, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant. To kya padna...

Where's My B'day Gift?

Girl: where's my b'day gift?

Boy: you see that red hot ferrari on the other side of the road

Girl (excitingly): yes!

Boy: I am going to buy you a nailpolish of that same color

Women Are Like

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with care they will light up your life but if mishandled they will give you shocks throughout your life.

Time Decides Who You

Time decides who you

meet in life...

Your heart decides who you

want in life...

but

Your behaviour decides who

will stay with you in your life...

I am Not Handsome

Great line by Abdul Kalam, "I am not HANDSOME, but I can give my HAND to SOME, one who needs help. Beauty is in heart not in face. So try to be beautiful from within."

Why Are We Made

Why are we made to write with PENCIL when we are small and later on with PEN? Because mistakes made at that time are allowed to be erased but not later on.

Jaa Nahi Sakte To

jaa nahi sakte to phone kar ke khush raho

jise dekh nahi sakte uski aawaaz mein khush raho

jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho

beeta hua kal ja chuka hai uski meethi yaad mein khush raho

aane wale kal ka pata nahi to sapno mein he khush raho

haste haste zindagi beet jayegi bas har pal khush raho

When Your Friend

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beeck mein ek similarity hoti hai dono ko thoda sa jalao to muh fula lete hai.

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When your friend commits a mistake or hurts you, you should have the faith that it was only in-tension not intention.

Dost Ka Matlab

D - dur rehkar bhi jo paas ho

O - oron se jo jyada khaas ho

S - sabse pyara jiska ehsaas ho

T - takdeer se jyada jis par vishwaas ho

Small Kid's Love Story

Uske kadam jidal jidal pale maine wo jadah chumli, ol wo bewafa meli mummy chhe boli aapta beta mitti khata hai.

Electronic Morning!

Disconnect your sleep, switch on your concentration signal, amplify yourself. In short I wish you a "High Voltage" day. Good Morning!

Friendship Is An Interpersonal

Friendship is an interpersonal and immediate understanding of interactional ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions.

Yunhi friend-friend bolne se kuchh nahin hota definition pata honi chahiye.

Muddat Se Koi Gham

muddat se koi gham paas nahi hai

tanhai ka bhi koi ehsaas nahi hai

akele he aaye hain jab duniya mein

fir kyun ye gila hai ki koi mere saath nahin hai

Har Kisi Ke Pyar

har kisi ke pyar par mujhe aitbaar nahi hota

har kisi ke SMS ka mujhe intezaar nahi hota

aapke sms ki baat he kuch alag hai

kyunki kisi aur ke sms mein itna pyaar nahi hota

Zor Se Chali Hawa

zor se chali hawa udd gaya kutta

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa udd gaya kutta

phir?

phir kya?

ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaya kutta

Comman sense yaar!!!

Define Love

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can sometimes cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

TYPES:

One sided

Two sided

AGE:

Usually occurs in teen ages but now days can be found in any age group

SITES AFFECTED:

Brain and heart (affected people assume that only heart is affected)

ETIOLOGY:

Time pass

Desire to be loved

Money and beauty

SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydream

Phone addict

No concentration

INVESTIGATION:

Diary

Album

Books

Mobile (most important)

TREATMENT:

Anti-love therapy by father or mother's chappal

As Moon Cannot

As moon cannot rise without night, a candle cannot burn without light, so how can I sleep without saying you GOOD NIGHT.

Apni Taklif Mein Mujhe

naraz humse kabhi hona mat

muskan apni kabhi khona mat

jeete hain aapko khush dekh kar

mar bhi jaayein to kabhi rona mat

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apni taklif mein mujhe ummeed samjhna

koi gam aaye to humein nazdik samjhna

de sakun muskurahat aansuon ke badle

to apne hazaron DOSTO mein thoda kareeb samjhna

Pagal Ka Kya Hai!

Husband: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main PAGAL ho jaunga

Wife: dusri shadi to nahi karoge?

Husband: PAGAL ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

A Tongue Has No

Dusron ko utni jaldi maaf kar diya karo, jitni jaldi aap ISHWAR se apne liye maafi ki ummeed rakhte ho.

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A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart and it can also be a pillar of strength to a broken heart. So, use it carefully.

You Are Part Of

You can't hug yourself, you can't cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another. So live with those who LOVE you most.

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You are part of some one's beautiful life, you may never know where you fit, but remember that one day some one's life may never be complete without you.

Today's Generation

Crazy Fact Of Today's Generation:

Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers but now they drink like their fathers!

Kya Pari Udati Hai?

Beta: kya Pari aakash mein udti hai?

Maa: haan

Beta: to apni kaamvali kyun nahi udti?

Maa: wo Pari nahi hai

Beta: par Papa to use Pari kehte hain

Maa: to kal savere he ud jayegi

Meaning Of Love

A girl was asked the meaning of LOVE. She replied, "Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of guys and living with one idiot".

Tomorrow Will Come Daily

If the pressures in life are crushing you down, think of the crushed grapes that produce the best wine. Let the pressures in life bring out the best in you.

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Tomorrow will come daily but Today will come only once! So finish your today's work Today and be free for Tomorrow.