Once a smoker was smoking at airport, a gentleman arrives and asked him-
Gentleman: ek din mein kitni cigarette pi lete ho?
Smoker: why?
Gentleman: agar tum ab tak zindagi mein cigarette pe kharch kiye gaye paise bachate to saamne khada hua plane tumhara hota
Smoker: to kya wo plane apka hai?
Gentleman: nahi
Smoker: thanks for your advice, pr wo plane mera he hai
Moral: zyada bhaashan dene se insult ho jati hai
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