Saturday, September 25, 2010

I Wish You Were A Book

A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.

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Wife: I am a book of your life
Husband: I wish you were a calender at least I could have changed you every year.

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