A village boy and girl were dating in a restaurant. The boy tried to ask for the menu but he didn't know how to say it, so he acted damn cool and said, "Umm waiter, syllabus please..."
*********
Men understand men better. Example -
Man: I want to buy a ladies watch.
Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? Or shall I show a branded one!
*********
Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days)
No comments:
Post a Comment