In an African Safari a Lion suddenly bounced on the wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Husband: Yes! Yes! I am changing the battery of my camera
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Husband msgs wife: Hi, what are you doing darling?
Wife: I am dying
Husband jumps with joy but types: Oh my darling how will I live without you?
Wife: You idiot I am dying my hair
Husband: Oh this english!
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A health forum speaker asks: "Which food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?" After a long silence, an old man answered, "WEDDING CAKE!"
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No one is as ugly as their driving licence picture nor as good looking as their Facebook profile picture.
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Beautiful lines for you:
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Next time I will send beautiful circles.... ok?
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