The Fastest Thing On Earth

What's the fastest thing on the earth?

Bullet?
No...

Sound?
No...

Light?
No...

The answer is
"Prayer"
because it reaches God even before you say it...

Three Stages Of Life

Three stupid stages of life:

TEENAGE:
Have time and energy, but no money

WORKING AGE:
Have money and energy, but no time

OLD AGE:
Have time and money, but no energy

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The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman
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ans
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The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man
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Are the same thing!

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Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.
BF: how is the bird?
GF: Very tasty...

My Family Is More Precious

Boy: do you love me more than your family?

Girl: no

Boy: why

Girl: Coz when I started walking and I fell, you were not there to pick me up, but my mom was. When I went outside, you were not there to hold my finger, but my dad was. When I cried, you didn't give me your toys to play, but my brother and sister did. My family is more precious than anything else.

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Someone has said it so well, "Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you."

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A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, we cannot reach anywhere until we change it!

A Message To Heart

Always respect, honour and pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time for showing you those who are yours.

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A message we all could use,

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.

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Message by a confused alarm clock to dear human

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you get mad when I wake you up

and

you also get mad when I don't wake you up

"chahta kya hai be tu?" (what do you want from me?)

Sad Messages

When you get attracted to someone you realise what is love, but when that someone starts avoiding you realise what is life.

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I am proud of my heart, you know why? Everyone played with it, loved it, hurt it, broke it, but somehow it still works.

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Definition Of Trust: Giving someone the authority to destroy you completely, but having the confidence that they would never do it.

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Don't bring people close to your heart because problem with close people is that they know where to hit exactly.

Relations Are Not Exams

Relations are not exams to pass or fail, nor competitions to win or loose. Its a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself.

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Some reasons definitely make relationships precious, but the fact is that only precious relationships are made with no reasons.