Two men talking-
1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house and doing laundry
2nd: Strange! I am taking divorce for the same reason
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Finding love is like finding shoes. People look for good looking ones but somehow they end up with the ones they feel comfortable with.
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Son: Dad why doesn't law permit us to have more than one wife?
Dad: when you get married son, you'll realize that law is on our side...
1 comment:
I like the last joke the most. Ha ha ha. Yes, Indeed law is on our side. Really free funny jokes
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