Only A Man Knows

Only a man knows a man's nature!

Customer: I need a ladies suit

Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

Friendship Is A Silent Gift

Friendship is a silent gift of nature, more old more strong, more deep more clear, more close more warm, less words more understanding.

Silent Lips May

Silent lips may avoid many problems but smile on lips may solve all the problems. So have a sweet smile all day through. Have a great day!

Everything In Life

Everything in life can't make you happy, everything in a day can't be satisfying but there is one thing which makes you feel nice, that is care for you in some one's eyes.

I am Your Son's

Lady on phone: I think you are the father of one of my kids

Man: Oh God! are you Ms Khan? Ms Naidu? Ms Kumar?

Lady in total confusion: No, I am your son's class teacher

Fursat Mile To

fursat mile to yaad karna

hamari bhi kami ka ehsaas karna

hamein to aadat hai yaad karne ki

agar disturb kiya ho to maaf karna

Phool Aisa Ho Jo

phool aisa ho jo baag ko khusbu se bhar de

hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de

dost aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushi se aur

mobile ko sms se bhar de

Ek Meetha Sach

Ek Meetha Sach - "Jalebi" ko female dish kyun kaha jata hai?

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kyunki

woh toot jayegi par kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Usne Puchha Main Kahan Hun?

Usne pucha main kahan hun?

Maine kaha tum meri sanso mein, dil mein, khayalon mein, dhadkan mein, ruh mein, nas-nas mein ho

Usne pucha main kahan nahi hun?

Maine kaha

MERI KISMAT MEIN

Itne Speed Breakers

Ek aadmi raat ko cycle le ke kabristan mein ghus gaya. Fir dusri side se bahar nikla aur paseena ponchh ke bola. Ye kaunsa road tha itne SPEED BREAKERS???

I Studied And Never

"I studied and never topped. Today toppers of the best universities are my employees."

- Bill Gates

Bas yehi ek statement he mujhe top karne se rok deta hai.

When You See

When you see my msgs daily you may think I am addicted to messaging. You are wrong because you don't know that it's the lovely relationship which I am addicted to.

Kaam Karo Aisa Ki

kaam karo aisa ki pehchan ban jaye

har kadam aise chalo ki nishan ban jaye

yahan zindagi to sabhi kaat lete hain

zindagi jiyo aisi ki misaal ban jaye

First Night & Last Night

What is the difference between 1st night & last night?

If you sleep on flowers, it is first night

If flowers sleep on you, it is last night

Sms To Ek Bahana Tha

sms to ek bahana tha

irada to apka ek pal churana tha

aap yaad karo ya na karo koi baat nahi

par apki yaad aati hai bas itna hii batana tha

A School Held A Contest

A school held a contest for kids with the theme "The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For Me"

Award winning answer, "He married my Sweet Mom".

Aadmi Ne Conductor Se Pucha

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: aap kitne ghante bas mein rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 ghante

Aadmi: wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city "bus" mein 16 ghante biwi ke "bas" mein

Mera Kya Hai?

Ek aadmi kangal hone par biwi se bola:

tum bacho ko nani ke yahan bhej do

aur

tum apni maa ke pass chali jaao

mera kya hai

main sasural chala jaunga

Don't Judge A Person

Don't judge a person by the way they speak but judge them by the way they care because CARE is the outcome of TRUENESS in any relationship.

Similarities between WIFE and EXAM

Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -

1. Lots of questions

2. Difficult to understand

3. Always require detailed explaination

4. Result always unexpected

Chahne Se Koi

chahne se koi cheez apni nahi hoti

har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti

armaan to hote hain bahut magar

kabhi waqt to kabhi kismat sath nahi hoti

Jab Zarurat Ho

jab zarurat ho to sahara nahi milta

bina raat ke sitara nahi milta

abhi waqt hai thaam lo hamari dosti

aisa dost zindagi mein dubara nahi milta

Performance Always Comes

Performance always comes from Passion and not from Pressure. Be passionate! Love what you do and do what you love. Success will be yours.

Main Bada Kab Hounga?

Beta: papa, main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina pochhey ghar se bahar ja sakun?

Papa: beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon

Chehre Ki Muskan

chehre ki muskan ban jata hai koi

jab dil ki dhadkan ban jata hai koi

phir kaise jeeyenge zindagi unke bin

jab zindagi jeene ki wajah ban jata hai koi

Ek Phool Bhi

ek phool bhi aksar baag saja deta hai

ek hee sitara sansar chamka deta hai

jahan duniya bhar ke rishte kaam nahi aate

wahan ek DOST zindagi bana deta hai

Heart Is Not A

Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life. It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your life. So be happy always

Sometimes Something Means

$ometime$

*Sorry means: it's not my fault, it's yours. Accept it, it would make me feel better

$ometime$

*Good Night means: don't keep the phone stupid, I want to talk more

$ometime$

*Take Care means: I am not well and need to be cared for

$ometime$

*Disconnecting The Phone means: call me back, I want you to persuade me with something special

$ometime$

*Smile means: more than tears

$ometime$

*Tears means: more satisfying than smile

There are very few people who understand these exceptionalities and also these few people are found only "$ometime$".

Akhaa Vicho Vi

akhaa vicho vi pyar samjheya janda

sirf mukho kehna he izhaar nahi hunda

yaari taa aukhe vele parkhi jandi ae

roz hath milaun wala he yaar nahi hunda

Great Thought

Insaan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lag jate hain, lekin kya bolna hai ye seekhne mein puri zindagi nikal jati hai.

Express Yourself To

Express yourself to someone who cares for you, not to someone who needs you because care means personal commitment and need means personal requirement.

Ashiqi Wala Sher

Masterji apne student se: koi ashiqi wala sher sunao

Student: arz kiya hai

"mota marta moti pe

bhukha marta roti pe,

masterji ki do betiyan

par main to marta chhoti pe"

Three Good Lines

Read this twice. You will know the fact of file...

God has given us

- REAL EYES to

- REALISE the

- REAL LIES !!!

English Chalti Hai?

1 Ladka, ladki dekhne gaya, thodi dair chup baithne ke baad

Ladka bola - english chalti hai na?

Ladki sharmate hue boli - soda sath mein ho to chalti hai

Pani Ki Bunde

pani ki bunde phoolo ko bhiga rahi hai

thandi lehrein ek tazgi jaga rahi hai

ho jayein aap bhi inmein shaamil

ek pyaari si subah apko jaga rahi hai

Nothing In Nature

Nothing in nature is for itself -

Rivers don't drink water

Trees don't eat fruit

Sun doesn't use heat

Living for others is the way of life

My Relationship With

My relationship with you is like Sugarcane

Break it,

Crush it,

Squeeze it,

Even beat it &

Grind it,

But you will always get Only Sweetness

Is Se Badhkar

is se badhkar mohabbat ka imtehan kya hoga

usne mujhe raat ko kabristan mein akela chhod dia

ye keh kar ki pyaar kiya to darna kya

Wonderful Quote On Self-Respect

"I don't care if anyone doesn't like me. I was not put on earth to please anyone."

Apne Ghamo Ki

apne ghamo ki yun numaish na kar

apne naseeb ki yun aazmaish na kar

jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega

roz roz usse pane ki khwaish na kar

Shukriya Karo Uss

Shukriya karo uss khuda ka jisne humein milwaya hai, ek pyara, achcha, beautiful aur intelligent DOST...humne na sahi aapne to paaya hai.

A Beautiful Thought

"Do not worry if others do not understand you, worry only if you can't understand yourself." Live life and love life

Every Sunset Gives

Every sunset gives us one day less to live but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope. So, get up and hope for the best.

Kal Raat Maine

Kal raat maine apne saare gham asmaan ko suna diye

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aaj main chup hun aur asmaan ro raha hai

During My School Days

During my school days my teacher always used to wear sun glasses, do you know why? because I was such a bright student....Seriously

What Is Success?

What is success?

Simple

When your signature changes to an autograph...

The Best Thing

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you are complete and you are special in that person's life.

Kya Hai Sms?

subah SMS

shaam SMS

din mein SMS

raat mein SMS

ghar mein SMS

office mein SMS

jena SMS

marna SMS

aakhir kya hai ye SMS?

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S = sab ko

M = mohabbat se

S = satao

Dukh Hai Dard Hai

dukh hai dard hai to dawaa hai dosti

iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti

jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi

jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti

Where Do You Tie Watch?

Most men tie the watch in their left hand

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Most women tie the watch in their right hand

Do you know why?

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to see the time yaar:-)

A Serious Msg

I am not well yaar

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neither I am a river...he he he

Quote Of The Generation

Best quote of the generation:

"Oh God! Grant me patience but please hurry up..."

Hum Apko Satate

hum apko satate rahenge

marte dum tak msg karte rahenge

aur jis din msg nahi aaya samjh lena

agle din karenge, itni jaldi nahi marenge

Ladke Darte Hain

na mom ki maar se

na dad ke atyachaar se

na dosto ki fatkar se

na ladki ke inkaar se

na chappalo ki bauchhar se

ladke darte hain to bas

Rakhi ke tyohaar se!!!

Who Are Neighbours???

Question: how do you define neighbours?

Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself

Judge Aur Kaidi

Judge: order-order

Kaidi: 1 dosa, 3 idali, 2 badapao aur 1 cold drink

Judge: shut up!

Kaidi: sir shut up nahi Seven Up!

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Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha

bachpan ka zamaaana hota tha, khushiyon ka khazana hota tha

chahat chaand ko pane ki, dil titli ka deewana hota tha

khabar na thi kuch subah ki, na shaamo ka thikana hota tha

thak-haar ke aana school se, par khelne bhi jana hota tha

dadi ki kahani hoti thi, pariyo ka fasana hota tha

baarish mein kagaz ki kashti thi, har mausam suhana hota tha

har khel mein sathi hote the, har rishta nibhana hota tha

papa ki wo daate galti par, mummy ka manana hota tha

gham ki zuban na hoti thi, na zakhmo ka paimana hota tha

rone ki wajah na hoti thi, na hasne ka bahana hota tha

ab nahi rahi wo zindagi jaisa, bachpan ka zamana hota tha

Answers In Medical College

A man applied in a medical college but he never made it because these were his answers in exams-

Antibody - one who hates his body

Artery - study of fine paintings

Bacteria - back door of a cafeteria

Coma - punctuation mark

Gall Bladder - bladder of a girl

Genes - blue denim

Labour Pain - hurt at work

Liposuction - a french kiss

Ultrasound - radical sound

Cardiology - advanced study of playing cards

Unki Yaad Mein Hum

unki yaad mein hum barso rote rahe

bewafa wo nikle aur badnaam hum hote rahe

pyar mein madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye

dhool aaine pe thi aur hum chehra dhote rahe

Success & Failure

SUCCESS is nothing more than few simple disciplines practised daily

FAILURE is nothing more than few small errors repeated daily

Pappu Ne Car Li

Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye

Pappu rote hue, 'Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'

Teacher Pyari Hai

Beta: papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na!

Baap: beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI

Beta: aap to hamesha apni he setting mein lage rehte ho

What Is Sms???

What is SMS?

S - salla

M - muft ka

S - sirdard

na karo to log sochte hain kanjus hai aur karo to log sochte hain khaali baithe hai kuch kaam nahi hai

Sun And Wife

What is the similarity between SUN and WIFE?

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ye he ki dono ki taraf aankh utha kar nahi dekha ja sakta!!!

Your Son Is

Teacher: your son is a fool

See his report-

Eng - 4

Maths - 7

Science - 9

S.Studies - 7

Hindi - 6

Total - 33

Father: total mein to kamal kiya hai iss subject ki tution to tak nahi rakhi thi

Be Committed To.....

Be committed to what you choose because choice doesn't matter but standing by your choice in all odds is the real reflection of the person within you...

When Some One

When some one loves you from the bottom of your heart, be careful! because it means, there is enough space at the top for some one else...think hatke!

Friendship Is A

Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs happy/ when you feel upset and alone withdraw it from my a/c, when you are too happy deposit it in my heart. Keep Smiling!

Happy Friendship Day!!!

7 is a great number you know why? because

7 colors make RAINBOW

7 swars make MUSIC

7 days make WEEK

7 rounds make LIFE PARTNER

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7 letters make FRIENDS

a special smile a special face

a special some one I can't replace

a special thanks from me to you

for the special friendship I found in you

aasman se todkar "tara" diya hai

aalam ne tanhai mein ek "sahara" diya hai

meri kismat bhi "naaz" karti hai mujh pe

khuda ne dost he itna pyara diya hai

One day MONDAY went to TUESDAY to see WEDNESDAY and ask THURSDAY whether FRIDAY has informed SATURDAY that SUNDAY is a FRIENDSHIP DAY.

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in million ways and if ever I have to let you go, I would find a million reasons to make you stay.

I have walked many miles in my life, I really don't care how many miles are left for me but I am really happy that I met you before my journey ended.