Worries Are Like A Bird

Zindagi mein do logon ka bahut khayal rakhna ek woh jisne tumhari jeet ke liye bahut kuch haara ho aur dusre woh jisko tumne har dukh mein pukara ho

Waqt jaisa bhi ho achcha ya bura badalta zarur hai, isliye achche waqt mein kuch aisa galat mat karo ki bure waqt mein log aapka sath chhod dein.

Some one asked, "What Is Forgiveness?" A little girl gave a lovely reply, "It is a wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone".

"Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you. But do not give them a chance to build a nest on your head."

Distance Never Separates

dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti

maut kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti

sambhal kar rakhna kadam hamari adalat mein

yahan dosti todne walon ki jamanat nahi hoti

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Distance never separates any relation

Time never builds any relation

If feelings are true from heart

Then friends are always friends forever

Aap Mere Se Pyaar Nai Karte!

Ist Friend: jab main chhota tha to Charminar se gir gaya tha

IInd Friend: fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya?

Ist Friend: pata nahi main to chhota tha na!

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Wife: aap na mere se pyaar nai karte!

Husband gussay se apne 9 bachchon ki taraf ishara karte huye: toh ye phir maine NET se download kiye hain?

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Maths teacher: how can we distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people equally?

Student: mango shake bana ke de deyo sareyaan nu madam !

Beta Kabhi Na Karna

Papa Bole -

beta kabhi na karna shadi

ye hai jeevan ki barbaadi

Beta Bola -

papa main bhi farz nibhaunga

apne bachchon ko bhi yahi samjhaunga

When We Miss Some One

A cute line said by a rose -

"It's better to stay in a boy's grave who died for love than to stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love."

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When we miss some one we feel like sharing a lot but when we see them after many days we can only smile at them. That smile includes all our feelings.

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Love and Rain both are same some way, they both give our life true joy. But the basic difference is that rain wets our body and love wets our eyes.

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If every one is happy with you then surely you have made many compromises in your life. If you are happy with every one surely you have ignored many faults of others.

Khuda Ki Ibadat Humne

chahey kitne bhi dur hum rahein

dosti ke silsiley na kabhi kam honge

tum tanhaa kahan ho, zara palat ke dekhna

tumhare saaye ki jagah hum honge

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khuda ki ibadat humne bahut ki hogi

tabhi usne apki dosti hume tohfe mein di hogi

hum nahi kehte ki achche karam humne he kiye

thodi mehnat to aapne bhi ki hogi

3 Doston Ki Kahani

ILM DAULAT aur BHAROSA teeno dost the. Teeno mein pyar bhi bahut tha. Ek aisa waqt aaya ki teeno ko juda hona pada. Teeno ne ek dusre se sawal kiya ki wo kahan jayenge?

ILM ne kaha: main Madarsa, Masjid aur School jaunga

DAULAT ne kaha: main mahal aur Ameeron ke paas jaungi

Lekin BHAROSA khamosh raha. Dono ne wajah poochhi to BHAROSE ne thandi aah bhar ke kaha:

Main ek baar chala gaya to phir kabhi wapas nahi aaunga...

Diya Apki Dahleez Pe Har

ankhon mein koi hazaro sapne sajaye hai

dil mein chahat ke deep jalaye hai

ae khuda poora ho har sapna unki nigahon ka

jo is waqt mere sms par nazar jamaye hai

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apni neend se hume pyaar behisaab hai

apni neend se hume pyaar behisaab hai

kyunki unhone kaha tha ki

humein pana tumhare liye khwaab hai

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diya apki dahleez pe har roz jala kare

phool aap ke aangan mein har dum khila kare

aap ka safar ho itna hansi ki

khushi aap ke sath har pal chala kare

Smile Is Not A Single Word

Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life so forget all yesterday's bad moments and make today a beautiful day. Wish you a lovely day!

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New day

New morning

New hopes

New plans

New efforts

New success

New feelings

New emotions

Have a "HAPPY" and "SUCCESSFUL" day!

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SMILE is not a single word, it is a beautiful sentence -

'S'peak

'M'ore

'I'n

'L'ess

'E'nergy

So keep a sweet SMILE always!

Sab Ke Chehre Mein

sab ke chehre mein wo baat nahi hoti

thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti

zindagi mein kuch log bahut pyare hote hain

kya karein unhi se mulakat nahi hoti

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mein

Boy's Mentality -

ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai, zamane mein laga dunga

ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai, zamane mein laga dunga

aur

uski doli jo uthi to

to

to

to koi baat nahi, smart hun doosri fasa lunga

You Need Three Things In Life

Purity of friendship is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message. It's about smiling just by seeing the name.

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You need 3 things in your life -

Love: to make you weak

Alcohol: to make you feel strong

Friend: to pick you up when both of the above make you hit the floor

Response Is A Powerful Weapon

I'll stay close to you till my presence doesn't hurt you, but I'll stay back silently once my presence hurts you.

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"Response" is one of the powerful weapon to occupy a place in others HEART. So, always give response to people who care for you.

Keep In Touch

Sound becomes music

Movement becomes dance

Smile becomes laughter and

Life becomes celebration

when FRIENDS keep in touch!!!

Bete Tera Sawal Hai Nek

Bihar ki rajdhani hai Patna

waha ke hotel ki hai ek ghatna

ek budha aaya sath mein ek budhiya ko bhi laaya

hotel mein jaa kar waiter ko bulaya

dono ne apna-apna order mangwaya

pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya

phir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya

ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya

ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap

tum dono ne khana ek sath kyun nahi khaya?

iss par budhe ne farmaya

bete tera sawal hai nek

par kya kare hamare danto ka set hai ek

I Wish You Sweet Dreams

Aaj raat aap ko machchhar nahi katega

coz

my GOOD NIGHT

will take care of you

but

cheenti kaat sakti hai!!!

bcoz

I wish you very

SWEET SWEET DREAMS

Some Meaningful Messages

Don't be disappointed if the people you love don't care for you because even God who created this world couldn't make all HIS creations love HIM.

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A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous that it makes us forget hundreds of lovable moments spent together.

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No one in this world is pure and perfect. If you will avoid people for their mistakes then you will always be alone in this world.

You Have Insufficient Balance

Interviewer: how will a man die without water?

Interviewee: if there'll be no water man will not be able to swim so he will drown and die

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A man dialed a phone number, a computerised female voice said: Sir, you have insufficient balance

Man: no problem Madam, talking to you is enough for me

Only Memories Last Forever

As you grow up you learn that even the person who wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more then once and it's harder every time.

Then,

You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when your's was broken.

You will fight with your best friend.

You will blame a new love for the things an old one did.

You will cry because time is passing fast and you will eventually loose some one you love.

Nothing is permanent,

No one is immortal. Only memories last forever...

So click a lot of pictures, laugh a lot and love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end rather be afraid that it will never begin again.

One Letter To Ten Letter Word

The most selfish one letter word "I" ... avoid it

The most satisfying two letter word "WE" ... use it

The most poisonous three letter word "EGO" ... kill it

The most used four letter word "LOVE" ... value it

The most pleasing five letter word "SMILE" ... keep it

The fastest spreading six letter word "RUMOUR" ... ignore it

The hard working seven letter word "SUCCESS" ... achieve it

The most enviable eight letter word "JEALOUSY" ... distance it

The most powerful nine letter word "KNOWLEDGE" ... acquire it

The most divine ten letter word "FRIENDSHIP" ... maintain it

Medical Shayari

When you breathe you RESPIRE

wah-wah!!

When you breathe you RESPIRE

wah-wah!!

When you don't breathe you EXPIRE

subhan Allah!! Maar he daala

Who Walks With You

Teacher: which bird flies the fastest?

Student: elephant

Teacher: silly boy, what does your father do?

Student: he is a DON of mumbai

Teacher: well done, elephant is the correct answer

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Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha "Upar kyon aayi hai?"

Chuhiya: apple khane

Bandar: ye to aam ka ped hai

Chuhiya: tu zyada chaudhary mat ban apple sath layi hun

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Who walks with you through the difficult path of life?

your relatives - NO

your well wishers - NO

your lover - NO

your friends - NO

it's only your

CHAPPAL

think hatke, jiyo haske:-)

In The Hand

In the hand of life, it's not important to hold all the good relations but it's more important how good you behave with the relations which you hold.

Why So Faintly?

Ist Friend: whom are you talking to so faintly on phone?

IInd Friend: with sister

Ist Friend: then why so faintly?

IInd Friend: coz she is your sister