Relations Becomes Sweet Or Bitter

A perfect line for life, "Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with instructions."

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As time goes on the taste of relations increases either it becomes more sweet or more bitter and that depends only on what we add to it daily.

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It doesn't mean that a man who is always smiling has no problem. His smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the problems.

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If everyone is happy with you then surely you have made many compromises in your life and if you are happy with everyone surely you have ignored many faults of others.

Men Understand Men Better

A village boy and girl were dating in a restaurant. The boy tried to ask for the menu but he didn't know how to say it, so he acted damn cool and said, "Umm waiter, syllabus please..."

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Men understand men better. Example -

Man: I want to buy a ladies watch.

Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? Or shall I show a branded one!

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Old man marries a young girl. One person asks the girl, "What did you see in him for marriage?"

Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his "Din-kam" (less days)

We All Are Tourist

We all are tourist and God is our travel agent who has already fixed all our routes, reservations, and destinations. so, trust him and enjoy the trip called Life.

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God has three answers for each prayer...

1. Yes

2. Wait

3. I have another plan for you

But HE never says No. Trust HIM always and HE will bless you

Which Food Causes The Most Suffering?

In an African Safari a Lion suddenly bounced on the wife.

Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!

Husband: Yes! Yes! I am changing the battery of my camera

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Husband msgs wife: Hi, what are you doing darling?

Wife: I am dying

Husband jumps with joy but types: Oh my darling how will I live without you?

Wife: You idiot I am dying my hair

Husband: Oh this english!

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A health forum speaker asks: "Which food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?" After a long silence, an old man answered, "WEDDING CAKE!"

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No one is as ugly as their driving licence picture nor as good looking as their Facebook profile picture.

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Beautiful lines for you:

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Next time I will send beautiful circles.... ok?

Feeling Is A Painting

LOVE is a special word for CARE

CARE is a speacial word for FRIEND

FRIEND is a special word for YOU...

Thanks for being a special friend in my life

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Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more WE and a little less I. Thats friendship!

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire life. Thank you for being the bright light in my life.

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Relationship is not measured when both take care of each other; it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care.

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Feeling is a painting never spoil it

Face is a book try to read it

Love is precious don't miss it

Friendship is a mirror never break it

To All My Well-Wishers

Boy: why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?

Teacher: it is a sign of intelligence

Boy: now I understand why girls have so long hair

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Define woman:

One who can see a hair of a girl on the husband's coat from 20 metres away, but can't see a pillar 2 metres away while parking a car.

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To all my well-wishers who sent me love and best wishes in my life and prayed for my success and happiness... try harder guys its not properly working.

Friendship Quotes Sms

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express your feelings.

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If we had not spoken to strangers we would not have had any friends in life at all!!!

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"Value of a relation is not that how much you feel happy with someone, but it is that how much someone feels lonely without you."

Friendship SMS

Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me. They expected me to answer "Very special friend". I simply smiled and said, "Tension paali hui hai sweet si..."

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Read slowly and understand the meaning of feelings.

Minimum love is friendship and maximum friendship is love!

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The relation between one heart and another heart is called LOVE, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called FRIENDSHIP.