I Keep Missing You

If someone waits for you it doesn't mean that they have nothing else to do. It just means that nothing else is important than you.

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Kid: Lets go McDonalds

Dad: ok, but first tell me the spelling of McDonalds

Kid (after thinking for a while):  leave McDonalds, lets go to KFC

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You must be tired because you have been running through my mind, you gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and I must have been a bad shooter because I keep missing you.

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A kid's cute love - Even though I get beaten by mom and teacher for breaking pencil tip, still I do, because my girlfriend smiles while giving me the sharpener.

Everyday Life Messages

Use & enjoy every moment of Life..
don't save it..!!
because
There is no courtesy desk for us to get a refund on our unused life..!!!

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Two thoughts decide the progress of Life.
The way you interact when you have nothing in hand
&
The way you manage when you have everything in hand.

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"Time is the Most Elastic Element of the World,
Because it increases the minutes when we are waiting for someone & decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone".

Thoughtful Messages

A True Saying:

Don't waste your love for an unknown, keep it only for two persons-

One who has given you birth and

One who has taken birth for you

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Language has a great impact: Those who speak rude can't sell honey and those who speak sweet can even sell chilies.

Present Day Technology

Present day technology of this funny world:
"Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours
and
Dish wash liquids with real lemon"!

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Boyfriend thought LOL means "Lots of love". So he sent the following text to his girlfriend - 
"You are the only girl in my life LOL..."

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Girls can never be equal to boys because it takes courage to wear the same clothes for a week and still think, "Abhi to kapde thik thak hain, do din aur chalenge."