If I Am On Diet

Girlfriend: stop looking at the other girls, you are committed now

Boyfriend: oh honey! this is not fair, you mean to say that if I am on diet I can't even look at the menu

Love For Coin

A kanjus boy fell in love with a kanjus girl.

Girl: jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenk dungi to tum jaldi se andar aa jana

lekin ladka sikka phenkne ke ek ghante baad aaya

Girl: itni dair kyun laga di

Boy: main sikka dhoond raha tha

Girl: pagal, wo to maine dhaga baandh ke phenka tha

Nayi Soch Ki Ladki

Boy: tum shadi ke baad apne liye alag ghar to nahi mangogi?

Girl: nahi main aisi ladki nahi hun, tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena...

Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi !!! STAR PLUS

A Scary Date

Boy on a date in BMW car...

Boy: maine tumse ek baat chhupayi hai

Girl: kya?

Boy: i am already married

Girl: tumne to mujhe dara diya tha, main samjhi BMW car tumhari nahi hai

Murga No. 5

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ka cell chori se dekhta hai ki mera no: kis naam se saved hai, "janu" ya "sweetu", apne mobile se call kiya to dekha likha tha 'murga no.5 calling'.

Girl And Boy

Girl: kya tum mere aashiq ho?

Boy: haan hun

Girl: to phir mujhe 1000 ka recharge bhej do

Boy: main tumhara aashiq hun HUTCH walo ka damaad nahi