I Hate Kids

Student: Ma'am I really like you and I will marry you

Teacher (angrily): I hate kids

Student: Ma'am I'll try not to have kids

Money Or Brains

Madam: what will you choose between money and brains

Student: money

Madam: I would have rather picked brains

Student: people choose only what they do not have

Height Of Insult

Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha, mujhe maths mein 100 marks milte the

Student: sir, aap ko koi achcha teacher padhata hoga

What's Your Father's Occupation

Teacher: what is your father's occupation?

Student: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter

Teacher: what's that?

Student: Ice Cream Seller in summer and Pakoda Chat Seller in winter

Woh Kaun Hai?

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?

Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

A Cute Letter

A cute letter be a little kid who hates maths:

Dear Maths,

Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problem don't depend on others.

Main Bada Kab Hounga?

Beta: papa, main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina pochhey ghar se bahar ja sakun?

Papa: beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon

During My School Days

During my school days my teacher always used to wear sun glasses, do you know why? because I was such a bright student....Seriously

Teacher Pyari Hai

Beta: papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na!

Baap: beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI

Beta: aap to hamesha apni he setting mein lage rehte ho

A K.G Boy

A K.G boy on his way to home with his mom saw a couple kissing on the road. He suddenly shouted and said, "Look mom! They are fighting for chewing gum...".

Sooraj Nikal Aaya Hai

Maa bete se: uth jaa kambakhat dekh sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai

Beta: to kya hua amma wo sota bhi to mujh se pehle hai

Don't Call Me Dad

Dad: what's your result?

Son: i failed in 5 subjects

Dad: what ! don't call me Dad from now...

Son: but Dad, it was a school test, not a DNA test

Son Was Crying

Son was crying. Dad came and asked why are you crying? tell me, i am your friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ! bas thoda sa Horlicks zyada kya maang liya to TERI BIWI ne mara...

Pota & Dada

Bache Mann Ke Sache -

Pota: bacha kaise paida hota hai?

Dada: aasmaan se pari aati hai aur bacha, maa ke pet mein rakh deti hai

Pota: wo suhaagraat wala system khatam ho gaya kya?

Aaj Ke Bache

Teacher: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi

Teacher: nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha

Teacher: oh ho !!! i mean to say bade ho kar kya haasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: abbey... matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge?

Student: bahu launga

Teacher: uff !!! tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student: pota

Teacher: hey bhagwan !!! abbey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do...