Aaj Ke Bache

Teacher: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi

Teacher: nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha

Teacher: oh ho !!! i mean to say bade ho kar kya haasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: abbey... matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge?

Student: bahu launga

Teacher: uff !!! tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student: pota

Teacher: hey bhagwan !!! abbey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do...