Sardar & His Son

sardar apne bete se bola: oye ghabra mat, tu sher ka puttar hai

beta: oye papaji, achcha hua bata diya, teacher bhi yahi puchhti hain ki tu kis jaanwar ki aulad hai?

A Little Girl & Shopkeeper

Little girl went to shop: jab main badi ho jaungi to ap mujhse shadi karoge?

Shopkeeper smiling: haan kar lunga

Girl: to apni honi wali wife ko ek chocolate bhi nahi doge

Cutest Question Ever

Kid: mom did you see me before birth?

Mom: no son

Kid: then how did you recognize me after birth?