I Keep Missing You

If someone waits for you it doesn't mean that they have nothing else to do. It just means that nothing else is important than you.

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Kid: Lets go McDonalds

Dad: ok, but first tell me the spelling of McDonalds

Kid (after thinking for a while):  leave McDonalds, lets go to KFC

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You must be tired because you have been running through my mind, you gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and I must have been a bad shooter because I keep missing you.

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A kid's cute love - Even though I get beaten by mom and teacher for breaking pencil tip, still I do, because my girlfriend smiles while giving me the sharpener.

A Message To Heart

Always respect, honour and pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time for showing you those who are yours.

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A message we all could use,

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.

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Message by a confused alarm clock to dear human

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you get mad when I wake you up

and

you also get mad when I don't wake you up

"chahta kya hai be tu?" (what do you want from me?)

An Honest Smile

Smile is a cooling system of heart, sparkling system of eyes, lightening system of face and relaxing system of mind. So, keep smiling and activate all systems.

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An honest smile from a smiling heart crossing many kilometres has just reached your inbox. Wishing you a life full of smiles.

Cute Love Quote

Boy: why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?

Girl: i am not allowed to have a boyfriend

Girl: why didn't you have a girlfriend?

Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

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Cute love quote by a husband -

"Even my child has started walking without any support, but my wife still holds my hand while walking and this is LOVE".

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It's very easy to eat sweet chocolates, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams, but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. I salute you, Tussi sanu lab hi leya (you found me).

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What could be the sweetest scene you could ever witness on the earth?

It is watching your loved one sleeping and murmuring your name.

Dear Maths, I am

A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answer sheet.

Dear Maths,

I am sick and tired of finding your "X". Just accept the fact that she is gone and move on...

Small Kid's Love Story

Uske kadam jidal jidal pale maine wo jadah chumli, ol wo bewafa meli mummy chhe boli aapta beta mitti khata hai.

Alphabetical Advice For You

A B C

Avoid Bad Company

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools

G H I

Go for High Ideas

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends Like me

Testing Your Blood

Testing your blood

pls wait

||| 33 %

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Complete!

Result: HIV

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H - Honey

I - In

V - Veins

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That's why you are so SWEET

New Styles Of Proposing

Boy: can I take your photo?

Girl: why?

Boy: just want to show my children how their MOM looked in her younger age

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Girl: why do you always follow me around?

Boy: well, because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams

Sweet & Romantic Love Letter

A Boy Writes:

To Girl

UKG "A"

Hi Dear Girl,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, I jump tree. Sure come.

Yours lovely,

Boy

Std UKG "C"

Girl Replies:

Darling,

Your letter mummy see. Papa beat me bahut saara. Mummy angry, lock me room. I no come. You no jump. I love you.

Yours lovingly,

Girl

UKG "A"

Kya Hai Sms?

subah SMS

shaam SMS

din mein SMS

raat mein SMS

ghar mein SMS

office mein SMS

jena SMS

marna SMS

aakhir kya hai ye SMS?

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S = sab ko

M = mohabbat se

S = satao

When Some One

When some one loves you from the bottom of your heart, be careful! because it means, there is enough space at the top for some one else...think hatke!

Ap Gadhe Ho

Aap GADHE ho

bura laga?

naraz ho?

GADHE means

G- great

A- attractive

D- dear

H- honest

E- excellent

ab to khush?

Muskura rahe ho :-)

Sach mein GADHE ho...

Laziness Is The

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her...

Whom To Love The Most

Duniya mein do logon se sabse zyada pyar karo -

pehle wo jinhone tumhe janam diya that's your Parents

dusre wo jinhone tumhare liye janam liya that's your Love

Boys & Girls

Why boys and girls don't understand each other?

God: coz i gave good brains to boys and good hearts to girls, but boys use their heart and girls use their brain...

Sometimes We All

sometimes we all need a hug, when the world doesn't seem to care

remember when you need a little care, i'll be your HUGGY BEAR !!!

Woh Bhi Kya

Woh bhi kya din the jab log apko deewano ki tarah KISS kiya karte the, par apki thi futi kismat ki unn dino aap HUGGIES mein susu kiya karte the...

What Is Love???

What is LOVE?

L - loss of nights

O - out of mind

V - vaste of time

E - end of life

So don't love... only line maaro yaar

Heart Touching Lines

Agar tum ek pencil ban kar kisi ki khushiyan nahi likh sakte ho to koshish karo ki ek achcha rubber ban ke kisi ke gam mita do.