What Is The Difference

What is the difference between POETRY and ESSAY?

Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY

while

Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY

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Wife: suno ji jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos hua?

Pati: mar he jata agar AAHAT dekhne ki aadat na hoti

Meaning Of Bravery

When you come home late night from a club totally drunk and your Dad open the doors with a hockey stick in his hand and you cheer

"Yo Dad! Chak De India"!

An Interesting Conversation

Read this I am sure you just can't expect the climax -

Mom: wake up son, it's time to go to college

Son: why mom? I don't want to go to college

Mom: give me two reasons why you don't want to go to college?

Son: One, all the students hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

Mom: oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to college

Son: give me two reasons why I should go to college?

Mom: One, you are 55 yrs old. Two, you are the Principal of the college!