When You Develop

Man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD, but GOD punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND!!!

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When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED.

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A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed."

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Mom to children: I will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me

Children: oh no! it means that Dad will get all the gifts

Quote Of The Generation

Best quote of the generation:

"Oh God! Grant me patience but please hurry up..."

Why Do Women

Why do women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks but paying the bills does.

Arrange Marriage & Love Marriage

Arrange marriage is "While you are walking, unfortunately a snake bites you" but love marriage is going to the snake and saying "Le kaatle kaatle".

Every Wife Is

Every wife is a MISTRESS for her husband. MISS for one hour and STRESS for the rest 23 hours.

A Witty Quote

A quote on married man's T-Shirt, "all women are devils and i married their queen."

Patni Aur Bhoot

Achchi patni aur bhoot ek jaise hote hain...kyunki inki baatein to sab karte hain par inko aj tak dekha kisi ne nahi...

Height Of Fashion

Height Of Fashion? think... guess??? a one year old child asking the mother for a low waist diaper.

Marriages May Be

Marriages may be made in heaven but the maintenance charges has to be paid on earth :-)

Happy Husbands

All happy husbands behave like Aamir Khan in Ghajini - biwi ki sunte hain, samjhte hain aur 5 minute ke baad sab bhool jaate hain... :-)

Bride And Groom

Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMAALA during marriage? any guesses???? to tell each other affectionately - sweetheart you are dead :-)

Man & Shoemaker

Man to shoemaker - you fool ! i told you to make one shoe bigger than the other and instead of that you have made one smaller than the other.

A Black Baby

A black baby is given a pair of wings by God. He smiles and asks, 'does this mean i am an angel now?' God laughed, 'no nigga you are a bat...'

Every Woman Needs

Every woman needs a husband because everyday, every minute something goes wrong which she can't blame on God or government... Think about it :-)

The Husband Is

The husband is the head of the family but wife is the neck of the family which can turn the head anywhere she wants.