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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Santa Aur Mehmaan

Santa ke ghar mehmaan aaye huye the
Santa: thanda peoge ya garam?
Mehmaan: thanda
Santa: rooh hafza ya pepsi?
Mehmaan: pepsi
Santa: bottle mein ya glass mein?
Mehmaan: glass mein
Santa: simple glass mein ya design wale?
Mehmaan: design wale
Santa: line wale ya flower wale?
Mehmaan: flower wale
Santa: chameli ke flower wale ya rose ke flower wale
Mehmaan: rose ke

Santa: sorry yaar, aisa glass toh hamare paas nahi hai