Three Stages Of Life

Three stupid stages of life:

TEENAGE:
Have time and energy, but no money

WORKING AGE:
Have money and energy, but no time

OLD AGE:
Have time and money, but no energy

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The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman
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The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man
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Are the same thing!

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Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.
BF: how is the bird?
GF: Very tasty...

Friendship Messages

I asked God to keep my friend happy.

God said: ok, only for 4 days

I said: ok, summer, winter, rainy & spring days

God said: no, only for 3 days

I said: ok, yesterday, today & tomorrow

God said: no, only for 2 days

I said: ok, day & night

God said: no, only for 1 day

I said: ok, EVERYDAY

God laughed and said: OK

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When someone is sweet to you don't expect they'll be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date.

Me??? I am different. I am wine no expiry and the older the better!

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If everyone forgets you

I am with you

If everyone lets you down

I am with you

If everyone betrays you

I am with you

But,

If everyone wants to see you smiling

Then Sorry

I am with them!

Talk To Yourself

Adjustment is always better than arguement.

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A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words.

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To handle yourself use your brain and to handle others use your heart.

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Talk to yourself atleast once in a day, otherwise you may miss a meeting with an excellent person in this world.

Time And Smile Are The

Our heart is the greatest cheater in the world. It makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch with the people we love.

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A small boy and girl were playing hide and seek. Girl sent sms: if you find me, you can kiss me and marry me, but if you can't I am near the door.

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Time and smile are the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile and sometimes someone's smile makes us to forget time.

Friendship Is Not Having

Friendship is not having a gang of people around you. It is best to have one heart which is true, which thinks about you and cares for you.

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One day I planned to send you the most cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me and said, "Come out from the letter box!"

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When you hear a msg beep you look at your cell expecting a msg from someone special to you, but so sad it is just the same stupid again who cares for you.

Friendship Day SMS

Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till 7th August so I may be the first person to wish you

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Happy Friendship Day!!!

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Rain is irritating if your are getting wet alone

Movies are a waste of time if the seats beside you are vacant

Pizza is just some junk food if there are no more than a pair of hands picking it up

Love is just a bad feeling when it is one sided

Beach is the dirtiest place to visit alone

No matter how short life is, live it with your beloved friends.

Share every second don't miss the chance of being together.

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Friendship is like a tree, it is not measured by how tall it could be, but by how deep the roots have grown.

When Everything Is Going

Prayer isn't a spare wheel that you pull out when you are in trouble. Use it as a steering wheel that keep you on right path throughout the life.

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When everything is going DIM and DARK, don't worry because actually GOD is switching off the lights before throwing a surprise party.

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Pray as if everything depends on God and work as if everything depends on you.

Nobody In The World

Relations and Ego both are interconnected. The first fails if the second is hurt and the second fails if the first succeeds.

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Expression of the face can be seen by everyone, but the depression of the heart can be understood only by the best one.

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Sometimes when you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time.

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Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones.

Sms On Life

A lovely logic for a beautiful life - "Not only try to maintain relations in your life, but also try to maintain life in your relations."

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Pearl of thinking - "If we never thank God after every smile then we have no right to blame him for every tear. Think about it!"

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Two fundamentals rules of cool life - "Walk like you are the king or walk like you don't care whoever is the king."

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"No one ever won a game of chess by taking only forward moves. Sometimes you have to move backward to get better step forward."

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"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It just means that you have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections."

Take Chance

Take chance!

Tell the truth!

Date someone totally wrong for you!

Learn to say NO!

Spend all your money!

Fall in love!

Feel the first kiss!

Get to know someone random!

Say I LOVE YOU to someone in life!

Be mean!

Make fun of people!

Sing out loud!

Laugh at a stupid joke!

Cry!

Take revenge!

Apologize!

Laugh when you fall!

Get into a fight!

Tell someone how much they mean to you!

Tell the idiot how he/she hurt you!

Let someone know what they are missing!

Laugh till your stomach hurts!

Dance even if you suck at it!

Pose stupidly for pics!

Give someone a hug when they need it!

Act like a kid!

Jump up and down!

Live it!

Love it!

Coz life is just one!

Success Is Like

Life is like making Tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes, get taste of happiness.

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Success is like a beautiful lover, it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother, it will teach us some important lessons of life.

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True care will never go unrecognized. Though people often make mistakes in valuing it when received, but they will definitely understand once they start missing it.

Har Insaan Ki

har insaan ki alag pehchaan hoti hai

hamare SMS ki alag shaan hoti hai

har kisi ko nahi karte hum sms aur

jise karte hain usmein hamari jaan hoti hai

Apni Taklif Mein Mujhe

naraz humse kabhi hona mat

muskan apni kabhi khona mat

jeete hain aapko khush dekh kar

mar bhi jaayein to kabhi rona mat

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apni taklif mein mujhe ummeed samjhna

koi gam aaye to humein nazdik samjhna

de sakun muskurahat aansuon ke badle

to apne hazaron DOSTO mein thoda kareeb samjhna

Unse Pyar Karte Karte

Arz kiya hai-

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhaate hain

logo ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar

husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain

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unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi

wah wah !!

unse pyar karte karte kismat jaag gayi

wah wah !!

itne love letter post kiye ki

woh postman ke saath bhaag gayi

Smile In Pleasure

smile in pleasure, smile in pain

smile when trouble pours like rain

smile when some one hurts you

smile coz some one cares for you