Thoughtful Messages

A True Saying:

Don't waste your love for an unknown, keep it only for two persons-

One who has given you birth and

One who has taken birth for you

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Language has a great impact: Those who speak rude can't sell honey and those who speak sweet can even sell chilies.

Three Stages Of Life

Three stupid stages of life:

TEENAGE:
Have time and energy, but no money

WORKING AGE:
Have money and energy, but no time

OLD AGE:
Have time and money, but no energy

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The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman
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The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man
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Are the same thing!

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Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.
BF: how is the bird?
GF: Very tasty...

A Message To Heart

Always respect, honour and pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time for showing you those who are yours.

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A message we all could use,

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.

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Message by a confused alarm clock to dear human

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you get mad when I wake you up

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you also get mad when I don't wake you up

"chahta kya hai be tu?" (what do you want from me?)

Sad Messages

When you get attracted to someone you realise what is love, but when that someone starts avoiding you realise what is life.

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I am proud of my heart, you know why? Everyone played with it, loved it, hurt it, broke it, but somehow it still works.

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Definition Of Trust: Giving someone the authority to destroy you completely, but having the confidence that they would never do it.

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Don't bring people close to your heart because problem with close people is that they know where to hit exactly.

Why Do We All Marry?

Great lines that suits many boys - It is said that if you close your eyes you see the person you love the most. When boys do that Slide Show begins...

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After an accident a very angry driver: I showed you the headlights and told you to go by side

Man: I also started the wipers and said no..no...no....no.....no

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Funny Messages

Don't drink water without boiling or filtering because fishes swim in water without wearing huggies. Samjhe!!!

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Funny But True - If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't have loved another.

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Girls gift each other -

flowers...

perfume...

necklece...

ear rings...

etc...

But what do boys gift each other?

"ye le ladki ka number, bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye".

You And I Were Hanging

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world? When you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you.

Location: examination hall

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You and I were hanging below a helicopter holding a rope. The pilot said I must leave. I said, "I'll sacrifice for such a dear friend." You got so impressed that you clapped. Hahaha

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Husband: I need poison

Chemist: I can't sell until you show us prescription

Husband showed his wedding card.

Chemist: bas kar pagle rulayega kya, badi bottle dun ya chhoti?

Talk To Yourself

Adjustment is always better than arguement.

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A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words.

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To handle yourself use your brain and to handle others use your heart.

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Talk to yourself atleast once in a day, otherwise you may miss a meeting with an excellent person in this world.

Money Is Not Everything

A sentence in a magazine, "Always remember money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficient before thinking such nonsense".

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Worst reply for an *I Love You*

Boy: I love you

Girl: hmm... aur bata, wassup...???

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People smoke for a few days and get addicted to it, but we have been studying since the age of 3, why the hell are we not getting addicted to it???

Relations Becomes Sweet Or Bitter

A perfect line for life, "Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with instructions."

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As time goes on the taste of relations increases either it becomes more sweet or more bitter and that depends only on what we add to it daily.

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It doesn't mean that a man who is always smiling has no problem. His smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the problems.

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If everyone is happy with you then surely you have made many compromises in your life and if you are happy with everyone surely you have ignored many faults of others.

Feeling Is A Painting

LOVE is a special word for CARE

CARE is a speacial word for FRIEND

FRIEND is a special word for YOU...

Thanks for being a special friend in my life

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Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more WE and a little less I. Thats friendship!

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire life. Thank you for being the bright light in my life.

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Relationship is not measured when both take care of each other; it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care.

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Feeling is a painting never spoil it

Face is a book try to read it

Love is precious don't miss it

Friendship is a mirror never break it

Friendship SMS

Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me. They expected me to answer "Very special friend". I simply smiled and said, "Tension paali hui hai sweet si..."

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Read slowly and understand the meaning of feelings.

Minimum love is friendship and maximum friendship is love!

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The relation between one heart and another heart is called LOVE, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called FRIENDSHIP.

Nobody In The World

Relations and Ego both are interconnected. The first fails if the second is hurt and the second fails if the first succeeds.

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Expression of the face can be seen by everyone, but the depression of the heart can be understood only by the best one.

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Sometimes when you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time.

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Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones.

Prayer Is Not To

Morning is God's way of saying:

One more time live life

Make a difference

Touch one heart

Encourage one mind

Inspire one soul

Let everyone fall in love with you

Good Morning:-)

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A person is a Shop and his tongue is its Lock. When the Lock opens you find out if the Shop is of gold or of coal.

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Prayer is not to lighten your burden, but to strengthen your back. Have faith in God. Faith doesn't move mountains, but gives power to climb it.

Who Is A Girl?

A girl is the one who before finding her love says -

"My love should be a perfect man"

"He should love me more than I do"

"He should never let me cry"

"He should always understand me"

But after finding her love, she says -

"So what if he is not perfect still he is the best for me"

"So what if he doesn't love me unconditionally, I love him"

"So what if he is not understanding me, I will understand and adjust because I can't loose him"

That's a girl! But many boys don't realise their importance and sacrifice.

Cute Love Quote

Boy: why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?

Girl: i am not allowed to have a boyfriend

Girl: why didn't you have a girlfriend?

Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

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Cute love quote by a husband -

"Even my child has started walking without any support, but my wife still holds my hand while walking and this is LOVE".

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It's very easy to eat sweet chocolates, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams, but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. I salute you, Tussi sanu lab hi leya (you found me).

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What could be the sweetest scene you could ever witness on the earth?

It is watching your loved one sleeping and murmuring your name.

When You Get Enough

When you get enough confidence, the stage is gone

When you are sure of losing, you win

When you need people the most, they leave you

When you learn to dry your tears, you find a shoulder to cry on

When you become busy, you get friends

When you master the skill of hating, somebody starts loving you

After waiting for dawn you fall asleep, and the sun comes out

That's life

Simply Unpredictable!!!

Success Is Like

Life is like making Tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes, get taste of happiness.

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Success is like a beautiful lover, it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother, it will teach us some important lessons of life.

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True care will never go unrecognized. Though people often make mistakes in valuing it when received, but they will definitely understand once they start missing it.

I Want To Go Back

I want to go back to the time when "Innocence" was "Natural"

When "Getting High" meant "On a swing"

When "Drinking" meant "Rasna"

When "Dad" was the only "Hero"

When "Love" was "Mom's hug"

When "Dad's shoulder" was the "The highest place on the earth"

When the only thing that could "Hurt" was "Bleeding knees"

When the only things "Broken" were "Toys"

And when "Good byes" only meant "Till tomorrow"

Do You Know Which

The greatest mistake of most of the human beings is -

We listen half

Understand quarter

Think Zero

React double

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Remember forever

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Do you know which is the most expensive liquid in the world?

It is "TEARS" as it is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. So think twice before you hurt some one.