Wednesday, October 19, 2011

You And I Were Hanging

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world? When you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you.
Location: examination hall

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You and I were hanging below a helicopter holding a rope. The pilot said I must leave. I said, "I'll sacrifice for such a dear friend." You got so impressed that you clapped. Hahaha

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Husband: I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell until you show us prescription
Husband showed his wedding card.
Chemist: bas kar pagle rulayega kya, badi bottle dun ya chhoti?

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