I Keep Missing You

If someone waits for you it doesn't mean that they have nothing else to do. It just means that nothing else is important than you.

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Kid: Lets go McDonalds

Dad: ok, but first tell me the spelling of McDonalds

Kid (after thinking for a while):  leave McDonalds, lets go to KFC

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You must be tired because you have been running through my mind, you gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and I must have been a bad shooter because I keep missing you.

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A kid's cute love - Even though I get beaten by mom and teacher for breaking pencil tip, still I do, because my girlfriend smiles while giving me the sharpener.

Everyday Life Messages

Use & enjoy every moment of Life..
don't save it..!!
because
There is no courtesy desk for us to get a refund on our unused life..!!!

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Two thoughts decide the progress of Life.
The way you interact when you have nothing in hand
&
The way you manage when you have everything in hand.

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"Time is the Most Elastic Element of the World,
Because it increases the minutes when we are waiting for someone & decreases the hours when we are enjoying with someone".

Thoughtful Messages

A True Saying:

Don't waste your love for an unknown, keep it only for two persons-

One who has given you birth and

One who has taken birth for you

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Language has a great impact: Those who speak rude can't sell honey and those who speak sweet can even sell chilies.

Present Day Technology

Present day technology of this funny world:
"Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours
and
Dish wash liquids with real lemon"!

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Boyfriend thought LOL means "Lots of love". So he sent the following text to his girlfriend - 
"You are the only girl in my life LOL..."

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Girls can never be equal to boys because it takes courage to wear the same clothes for a week and still think, "Abhi to kapde thik thak hain, do din aur chalenge."

Wonderful Good Morning Messages!

What is Richness?
Richness is not
Earning more,
Spending more or
Saving more
Richness is when you need
"No More"

Have a Rich Day:-)

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On the canvas of life we often go off color, but as long as people like you are there to add the right shades. Life goes on to be a RAINBOW!

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Wonderful thing about time is the fact that you cannot waste it in advance. No matter what has happened to you in the past, future is always available.

True Life Facts

Fallen flowers can't grow back, but if the roots are strong new flowers certainly can. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it is about what you can still do.

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When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you and it doesn't mean that they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

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When the relation is new people find excuses to meet you, but as it becomes old people find excuses to avoid you. Strange but true!

Finding Love Is Like

Two men talking-
1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house and doing laundry
2nd: Strange! I am taking divorce for the same reason

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Finding love is like finding shoes. People look for good looking ones but somehow they end up with the ones they feel comfortable with.

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Son: Dad why doesn't law permit us to have more than one wife?
Dad: when you get married son, you'll realize that law is on our side...

Good Morning Messages

The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and the next best thing is to know that you are the reason behind that smile.

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People say good people become stars in sky when they die, but I believe good stars fall from sky and become lovely friend like you.

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Every new day is a new chapter of life, bringing new topic, new moments for life. I wish good moments always approach you to make your life joyful.

Orange Ka Juice

Orange ka juice
My friends are kanjus

Aam ka achar
Hamesha bahane taiyaar

Ice cream ka cone
Na kare kabhi phone

Bahane hain easy
Kehte hain I am busy!

Never Waste Time

Never waste time for someone who doesn't even bother spending time for you. Be with someone who will say, "Time is wasted if I am not with you."

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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk to be with you.

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We never know
Why we like some people more than others,
Why we love some people without reasons,
Why we feel happy with their presence,
Guess?
Some relations have no explanations!

The Fastest Thing On Earth

What's the fastest thing on the earth?

Bullet?
No...

Sound?
No...

Light?
No...

The answer is
"Prayer"
because it reaches God even before you say it...

Three Stages Of Life

Three stupid stages of life:

TEENAGE:
Have time and energy, but no money

WORKING AGE:
Have money and energy, but no time

OLD AGE:
Have time and money, but no energy

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The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman
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.
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ans
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The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man
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.
.
Are the same thing!

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Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.
BF: how is the bird?
GF: Very tasty...

My Family Is More Precious

Boy: do you love me more than your family?

Girl: no

Boy: why

Girl: Coz when I started walking and I fell, you were not there to pick me up, but my mom was. When I went outside, you were not there to hold my finger, but my dad was. When I cried, you didn't give me your toys to play, but my brother and sister did. My family is more precious than anything else.

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Someone has said it so well, "Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you."

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A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, we cannot reach anywhere until we change it!

A Message To Heart

Always respect, honour and pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time for showing you those who are yours.

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A message we all could use,

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.

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Message by a confused alarm clock to dear human

.

.

.

you get mad when I wake you up

and

you also get mad when I don't wake you up

"chahta kya hai be tu?" (what do you want from me?)

Sad Messages

When you get attracted to someone you realise what is love, but when that someone starts avoiding you realise what is life.

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I am proud of my heart, you know why? Everyone played with it, loved it, hurt it, broke it, but somehow it still works.

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Definition Of Trust: Giving someone the authority to destroy you completely, but having the confidence that they would never do it.

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Don't bring people close to your heart because problem with close people is that they know where to hit exactly.

Relations Are Not Exams

Relations are not exams to pass or fail, nor competitions to win or loose. Its a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself.

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Some reasons definitely make relationships precious, but the fact is that only precious relationships are made with no reasons.

How To Grow Friendship?

How to grow friendship:

Pick a good heart, plant it in soil of trust, nourish with good thoughts, add some faith, remove misunderstandings & keep in touch.

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Life is a story written by God's own hands. I don't know how you came in my story, but I requested God to keep you in my story till he writes my last chapter.

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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone, but sometimes we don't have anyone when we need. So don't let your best friends go ever.

Couple Jokes

Wife: did you eat?

Husband: did you eat?

Wife: are you copying me?

Husband: are you copying me?

Wife: I Love You

Husband: yes, I already ate

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A couple in their 60's. A fairy comes and grants them both a wish.

Wife: I want to travel around the wor;d with my husband. Two tickets for cruise appear in her hand

Husband: Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

Fairy waves her hand and husband turns 92!

Moral: Men should remember FAIRIES ARE FEMALES!!!

Morning Is A Special Gift

Superb line for achievement: To be at "Everest" don't be "Ever At Rest"!

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Morning is a special gift from "GOD" after a restful sleep. It is a new chance to do better and try again where we failed before.

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Two bulls always fight in a person's mind, Good and Bad. Do you know which one wins? The one you feed the most.

Boy Makes Mistakes

Boy makes mistake, girl scolds. Boy says sorry.

Next time girl makes a mistake, boy scolds.

Girl cries, again boy says sorry!

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Height of Begging:

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him, "Please do not make noise by dropping coins, offer notes."