Orange Ka Juice

Orange ka juice
My friends are kanjus

Aam ka achar
Hamesha bahane taiyaar

Ice cream ka cone
Na kare kabhi phone

Bahane hain easy
Kehte hain I am busy!

Never Waste Time

Never waste time for someone who doesn't even bother spending time for you. Be with someone who will say, "Time is wasted if I am not with you."

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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk to be with you.

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We never know
Why we like some people more than others,
Why we love some people without reasons,
Why we feel happy with their presence,
Guess?
Some relations have no explanations!

The Fastest Thing On Earth

What's the fastest thing on the earth?

Bullet?
No...

Sound?
No...

Light?
No...

The answer is
"Prayer"
because it reaches God even before you say it...

Three Stages Of Life

Three stupid stages of life:

TEENAGE:
Have time and energy, but no money

WORKING AGE:
Have money and energy, but no time

OLD AGE:
Have time and money, but no energy

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The "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of a woman
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ans
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The "Will call you in 5 minutes" of a man
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Are the same thing!

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Boy sent the most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as b'day gift to his girlfriend. Next day he asked about the gift.
BF: how is the bird?
GF: Very tasty...