Teacher: which bird flies the fastest?
Student: elephant
Teacher: silly boy, what does your father do?
Student: he is a DON of mumbai
Teacher: well done, elephant is the correct answer
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Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha "Upar kyon aayi hai?"
Chuhiya: apple khane
Bandar: ye to aam ka ped hai
Chuhiya: tu zyada chaudhary mat ban apple sath layi hun
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Who walks with you through the difficult path of life?
your relatives - NO
your well wishers - NO
your lover - NO
your friends - NO
it's only your
CHAPPAL
think hatke, jiyo haske:-)
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