Boy: why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: it is a sign of intelligence
Boy: now I understand why girls have so long hair
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Define woman:
One who can see a hair of a girl on the husband's coat from 20 metres away, but can't see a pillar 2 metres away while parking a car.
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To all my well-wishers who sent me love and best wishes in my life and prayed for my success and happiness... try harder guys its not properly working.
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