Worries Are Like A Bird

Zindagi mein do logon ka bahut khayal rakhna ek woh jisne tumhari jeet ke liye bahut kuch haara ho aur dusre woh jisko tumne har dukh mein pukara ho

Waqt jaisa bhi ho achcha ya bura badalta zarur hai, isliye achche waqt mein kuch aisa galat mat karo ki bure waqt mein log aapka sath chhod dein.

Some one asked, "What Is Forgiveness?" A little girl gave a lovely reply, "It is a wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone".

"Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you. But do not give them a chance to build a nest on your head."

Distance Never Separates

dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti

maut kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti

sambhal kar rakhna kadam hamari adalat mein

yahan dosti todne walon ki jamanat nahi hoti

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Distance never separates any relation

Time never builds any relation

If feelings are true from heart

Then friends are always friends forever

Aap Mere Se Pyaar Nai Karte!

Ist Friend: jab main chhota tha to Charminar se gir gaya tha

IInd Friend: fir tu mar gaya ya bach gaya?

Ist Friend: pata nahi main to chhota tha na!

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Wife: aap na mere se pyaar nai karte!

Husband gussay se apne 9 bachchon ki taraf ishara karte huye: toh ye phir maine NET se download kiye hain?

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Maths teacher: how can we distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people equally?

Student: mango shake bana ke de deyo sareyaan nu madam !

Beta Kabhi Na Karna

Papa Bole -

beta kabhi na karna shadi

ye hai jeevan ki barbaadi

Beta Bola -

papa main bhi farz nibhaunga

apne bachchon ko bhi yahi samjhaunga