A man married to a short girl. People asked him why he married such a short girl. He replied, "Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna he achcha hai".
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Sir: what is Newton's Law?
Student: Sir, I just remember the last part
Sir: ok, recite that
Student: "..... and this is called Newton's Law"
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A boy told his friend: a girl is smiling and looking at me
Friend: first confirm if she is smiling and looking at you or if she is looking and smiling at you
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