Saturday, June 11, 2011

My Wife Is With Me

Best Relationship Status - "Neither I am single nor committed, I am simply on reserve for the one who deserve."

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A man was asked to explain in English -
"Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai, par khushi aati jaati rehti hai".
Man replied: My wife is with me, but her sister comes and goes!

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There was a man who had six fingers. Everyone used to call him Radhe Shyam. Think why?
Think
Because Radhe Shyam was his name:-)

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Teacher to Electronics student: Naade ko english mein kya kehte hain?
Student: P.H.D
Teacher: what does it mean?
Student: Pajama Holding Device

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